Killua Hoeldyck

Just want to remind you one of the reasons we can be sure these diseases are going to spread like wildfire… 🤦🏾‍♀️

#blacksky

I love how they always leave enough space in between each other when posing so you can see the bodies are snatched 🤭

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White Guys Who Know Way Too Much About Age of Consent in All 50 States Unimpressed With Superbowl Halftime Show

WARNING EVERYONE. BLUESKY IS TEAMING UP WITH A LARGE AI COMPANY. MAKE YOUR DISPLEASURE KNOWN. THEY ARE GOING TO TRY TO GO THE WAY OF TWITTER. GIVE THEM ZERO REST.

I can finally relax and not worry about my streak🤭

U.S.Capitol switchboard phone number to call your Congress people.

U.S.Capitol switchboard phone number.
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CALL your Congress people!!!

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Picture of Luigi perp walk with text over layed "Experts warn Luigi Mangione could walk free" Mayor Adams has been made up like a clown.

Don't threaten me with a good time

“Lishen, toots. You shtick with me and I’ll make you a shtar!”
— Blue

No, snoop is featured on the song and I love that song, but I had to delete he will not be getting any support from me

It’s going to be hard to let go of crybaby by Mariah Carey 🥲

Good morning to the #Beyhive and the #Beyhive only 👏🏾👏🏾 we finally got our ALBUM OF THE YEAR! I hope everyone streaming cowboy Carter this morning!

These DOGE guys' phone numbers & addresses are easy to find, in case anyone wants to file a FOIA request for all their communications (including those on any personal devices used to conduct government business), or serve them with evidence preservation demand letters in anticipation of litigation

Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.

There’s a lesson there!

but it FEELS real era

This is what January 2025 feels like

HDDJFDBDBDNCNDDJF 😭😭😭😭😭

at this point i believe that the dudes who come for the menswear guy are just sleeper agents whose entire lives have been orchestrated to give him dunk material

This is a hostile takeover of the U.S. Government.

ICE just adopted new policies making it harder for Congress to prevent deportations, per memo leaked to me:

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

Are you paying ATTENTION, yet? 👇

Well, are you?!