Diego 🤡

I think ur cool

put my face in the rainbow

like, who’s not gonna be in you? NEXT

I truly feel cursed. I got this car last year and within 6 months they were like “you need new tires” and I’ve been putting it off because that’s a lot of money! and now… I am forced to deal with all of the things. if I could go back and kill Henry Ford, I would.

ok friends, I’m requesting assistance in the face of the horrors. the struggle refuses to release me, and I am woefully unprepared to deal with fixing my car. anything helps 😔
venmo: @hoodratdiego

it’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it

real skin care girlies know what’s good

every day it feels like the monkey’s paw of life curls in a finger for me

because the points where it snaps back on are broken in some spots 😔

it’s true… it’s real…

they said my bumper cannot “just go back on” as I requested and they estimate it’s over $2K to repair. why must I be tested?

I made a u turn and she simply did not turn with me

anyway, my Venmo is @hoodratdiego!

she did that for sure

so my whole front bumper just fell off 🫩

PISSING SCREAMING CRYING

no make them work for it

🐒

let the baby EAT

bestie so pretty 🙂‍↕️

can’t celebrate national underwear day since I’m not wearing any 😔

you got this baby!!!

I think we know the answer…

just shitpost like the rest of us

they’ve had color screens for a long time now… I stay up on the new tamagotchi happenings to a level that may be embarrassing

this is my gender

that’s what I’m gonna call it when I **** your ****

you are correct about that 👀 here’s my land child (as opposed to water or sky) sitting in a box like a dumb angel

like which device or who is my child currently