who up having they crisis of self
?

Here is a fancy bird for your Friday evening, a male Golden-browed Chlorophonia. They are found in Central America, in Costa Rice and Panama, and Birds of the World describes them as short-billed, chunky tanagers.
San Gerardo de Dota, Costa Rica

counting down the hours until May 1 when my Hoopla borrows refresh. Only FIVE books?? A MONTH???

This is a new image from #JWST.

The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.

Everything else is a galaxy.

Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

making chocolate chip pancakes for my puppyboy as a form of edgeplay

catch me at the beach, running after birds with my Audubon app “is this you??”

Dispensary called “Rise” just down the road from batting cage facility called “Grind”. I think you can see where this is going…
(concussion)

Watching someone else load your dishwasher really drives home how the mind of another is unknowable.

viewing my snap memories and laughing at my own jokes to hype myself up for an ~excursion~

my tattoo artist did not tell me I sat well this time OR post me on her story. do you think she’s breaking up with me

Me reading Return of the King: I’m starting to think these enemies are never going to become lovers.

Flat tire on the way to the bout? Totally handleable. Jack breaks? Ok we pivot but still fine. Have to drive 50 on the hwy with the donut? Completely insupportable I am canceling my whole week.

I’d like to order one healthy attachment, please

Subway Surfers tramp stamp so the ADHD bitches focus on the task at hand.

CEO reading the EOs on the zoom staff meeting while I’m finishing up with savasana— call that ‘muscle confusion’ for the nervous system.

Doing my daily correspondence (sending memes to my friends for an hour)

when I die I want you to harvest my microplastics and 3D print a minifig of me so I can haunt it like Chucky.

Silence, hungry belly, book in bed is speaking.

Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species

Sometimes I think Google maps gives me routes just to see if I’ll do it. There’s no way this was the quickest way.

Flight out of Hartford to Jamaica this morning - 3 I.C.E. agents checking passports.

People going TO Jamaica. Doesn't seem like the best use of resources.

I made a cask of amontillado joke while crammed into the third row of an SUV with the luggage and no one even laughed. Uncultured ahh toddler + newborn combo…

in case anyone wondered how working in healthcare is going right now— the group chat is now named Free Luigi Mangione

Save me, regulated sleep schedule. Regulated sleep schedule. Save me.

Imagine obsessing over me for two years because of an offhand and I’m just over here learning the Rasputin dance in my underwear.

Why does this romantasy cocktail recipe book have so many grapefruit juice recipes? Someone does not know their demographic.

I think they could invent a pack of toilet paper with an amount somewhere between 2 and 18 if they really tried.

I should specify *trans puppygirls but I feel like that is already implied

Puppygirls are the indicator species of the internet ecosystem. I will take no questions.