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@michalapalmer.bsky.social

Get the clown makeup She/her

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Latest posts by michalapalmer.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh I need him bad.

08.12.2024 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting latest: Suspect's backpack had Monopoly money: Sources The manhunt for the suspect who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson has now entered its fourth day as authorities learn more about his movements before the attack.

The backpack the NYPD says belonged to the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting suspect reportedly held only two items: a jacket and Monopoly money

08.12.2024 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8793    πŸ” 1378    πŸ’¬ 517    πŸ“Œ 1143

If I say Conclave should win best film yall gonna beat my ass?

08.12.2024 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch and covering her face with her hand . ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch and covering her face with her hand .

united healthcare took the leadership page with names and photos off of their website

04.12.2024 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Get Elon next .

05.12.2024 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But Denzel, Paul and Pedro all looked good so I’m satisfied I guess πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

26.11.2024 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gladiator II was not good.

26.11.2024 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫡🏽

23.11.2024 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning to better days πŸ’•

23.11.2024 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luther coming out when I got a new crush…. Kendrick thank you πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

23.11.2024 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need that

23.11.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never kys!!!

22.11.2024 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just clocked in.

22.11.2024 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twin fr 🀞🏽

22.11.2024 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This life is cruel

22.11.2024 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kieran Culkin is gonna be at my job tonight and I can’t even meet him.

22.11.2024 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like I need someone who can handle be going like β€œheyyyyy” at 1 am

21.11.2024 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Need someone who can handle me going to the club

21.11.2024 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Woods loves giving free shots to pretty people (I’m proof)

21.11.2024 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shout out to her

20.11.2024 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the solo poly black hijabi amputee is having a good day

19.11.2024 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black girl/ DEI dinner was a success πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

19.11.2024 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not this.

17.11.2024 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Adam Driver doing a powerful jutsu to have seven ghost selves appear beside him while half his face is glowing because it was replaced with Megalon and he's wearing a white strip of cloth around his head like it's a bandana

Adam Driver doing a powerful jutsu to have seven ghost selves appear beside him while half his face is glowing because it was replaced with Megalon and he's wearing a white strip of cloth around his head like it's a bandana

An irised-in shot of Jon Voight looking up as a radiant light comes down with the caption "And it will be the will of Chronos to seek our revenge"

An irised-in shot of Jon Voight looking up as a radiant light comes down with the caption "And it will be the will of Chronos to seek our revenge"

A triptych of some glowing shapes next to a dad and daughter on the left and a blooming flower on the right with Adam Driver in the middle looking pensive and saying "Time, show me the future"

A triptych of some glowing shapes next to a dad and daughter on the left and a blooming flower on the right with Adam Driver in the middle looking pensive and saying "Time, show me the future"

Jon Voight pretending to be a stroke victim and dressed up like Robin Hood in bed with a blanket over his lap and something big sticking up while he says "What do you think of this boner I got?"

Jon Voight pretending to be a stroke victim and dressed up like Robin Hood in bed with a blanket over his lap and something big sticking up while he says "What do you think of this boner I got?"

it has been two months and I have thought about Megalopolis every day

16.11.2024 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 9

Black ppl losing two weeks in a row? Im finna crash out πŸ˜‚ WE NEED A NEW SCRIPT… let me go ahead and prepare for this AOTY loss and another white ass Chiefs SB win man… damn.

16.11.2024 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1157    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 30

As you should.

16.11.2024 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This whole scandal broke when you were very offline so understandable that you missed it!

16.11.2024 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a rapist.

16.11.2024 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once Bluesky gets gc I’m detonating Twitter

16.11.2024 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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