Shelley

After finishing Bride by Ali what’s-her-name I realize tumblr/ao3 fanfic/omegaverse is literally on shelves now. We used to have to dig deep for smut. A positive step forward but now I’m reminded of when I discovered what knots were…That indeed changed the trajectory of my life

Hate to be a schadenfreude but I love seeing celebrities be messy on social media.

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I didn’t mix my miralax enough and it was gritty

I like seeing everyone’s books. I didn’t read a lot this month.

Oh you’re changing lives! How precious.

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I immediately talk with my hands and clack them against all counters

I wish I could wear this length without having to immediately clip them bc I can’t type in my phone or computer. I’m utterly useless with nails on but ugh I love wearing them 💅🏻

Pretty girls is a HEAVY read.

Multifaceted podcast 💕

Im officially the mother that tells ppl what a “cutie patootie” my doctors are

My new favorite thing is doing those “newscaster tests/teleprompter practice ” videos on TikTok. Why do I sound like I’ve never spoken in my life?

To piggy back off this, being an only child is hard af. Childhood was lonely and adulthood isn’t much better bc I’m already on parent in the ground so I gotta go through it again eventually completely alone and that terrifies me. Literally no immediate family anymore #existentialcrisis

Fr she stresses me out!!! Now I’m the parent!

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I have no one else in my life except my mom so when I can’t get ahold of her ofc I start crying and panicking. Ofc I’m running out the door in my pjs to go check on her. Ofc she calls 10 minutes later like “oopsie didn’t hear the phone” woman I was sobbing.

Sending you positive vibes and love 💕

Thank you omg 🩷

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Staying indoor has helped in limiting my sun exposure

You are too kind. I love you 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

*cries in I’m-gonna-be-33-soon*
*cries in old*
*cries in advanced in years*
*prays to trentinoin to perform miracles*

Someone went big potty and we had to evacuate.

Oh I love a good panic attack from health anxiety

I wanna go to gatlinburg for a few days but ugh it’s such a tourist trap now.

Nickelodeon really tried to box her in with that lame show. I know they’re kicking themselves for dropping the ball with her.

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Mmmm the Bradford pears are emerging

I thought I’d grow out of it by 32! 🙄🙄🙄

Fr I’m just trying to enjoy the weather I don’t want to be reminded I possess a body! Sometimes I wish we were like that fairly odd parents episode where everyone was just a blob. Like, how freeing!!!!!

Love warm weather but the body dysmorphia is hitting HARD already this season. I want to rip my skin off