The Beige Menace

I pray that every married person who cheats gets herpes ❤️🙏🏽

If this isn’t the vibe, I don’t want it

I get she wanna get her lil revenge but too much get back and she gonna fall for him again…..do what the pharaoh didn’t do when Moses told him to and let that nigga go 😂

It’s a blessing in disguise

Not us hunchin on top of the washing machine 🫣 😏 🥰 #marriedsky

Iight, I just saw a nipple longer than Aretha Franklin funeral. I'm logging out for a bit. I shouldn't be seeing this type of content while the sun is out.

I don’t watch Tyler Perry’s work but I’m going to watch this 😂

NAACP President:

How you go from singing “I always wanted a brotha” to “Be Prepared”? 🤨🤨🤨

Now what in the HELL would Patti Labell name that boy Cleophus 😭😭😭😭😰

And after poor lil Tink Tink dropped outta school they started exploring things from mostly the women’s door with Jalisa, Kim, and Freddie all black womens 😀🤩

Yes ma’am Denise Hugstable class of 89’

So what about A Different World?!

😂😂😂😂

It’s just so loving and positive and I’m not even drunk yet

Bluesky is basically the girls bathroom at a nightclub. The way we all hype each other up over anything is chaotic but so heartwarming. You could say “thinking of taking up kidnapping children for ransom” and the replies would still be “YES girl” “Manifesting for you” “Love this journey”

Glitching? Try crackhead withdrawal energy. It’s like trynna take a bottle Henny from an angry drunk lmfao lemme know you when you babysittin again auntie. We need a break bcs our anniversary is coming up 😂😂😂

Baby I damn near raised all my lil cousins and it still didn’t prep me for SHIT okay 😭😭

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if those fkrs would just tax the rich like everyone else, we could all just enjoy pupper parties every day

St. Peter would most likely drag a lot of these misanthropic "christians" before pulling the lever to send them back to Earth, presently known as "Hell"

Who’s gonna tell him?

The world has yet to understand there’s a difference between niggas that like anime and anime niggas

All my black artists and creatives, watch your work closely. You never know who will come across your work and because they need inspiration might steal it. Do not allow someone else to take credit for what you’ve created

Millennials as a whole?

The Devil Wears Prada
Mean Girls
Superbad

As a black millennial??
Friday
Mean Girls
The Matrix

I don’t blame y’all, I got pregnant by accident (if i could even say that lol) but bein a mom is something I always wanted. What I didn’t want was the sleepless nights, being broke, and not being able to f my husband when I want but it comes w/ the job. I’m blessed many people aren’t. Keep waiting ❤️

As somebody with kids the best advice I can give is keep waiting chile

I’m sorry but this new season of Love Is Blind is booooooorrrrriiiiinnnnnnng