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Alty Bear

@bearfunkslut.bsky.social

Pdx Bear with a penchant for adventure.

102 Followers  |  197 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 05.02.2025  |  1.4877

Latest posts by bearfunkslut.bsky.social on Bluesky

I just remembered this account exists... now..

Options:
1. Horny Thirst trap to find more portlanders for horny times
2. Angry expression at the actual fuvkage of the world going on atm
3. Food post about something tasty ive made recently.
4. Meme

Vote now!

25.07.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this the bear smirk?

or is it just a good haircut?

08.07.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to use "Strong as a Bull, Fuzzy as a Bear, Kind as a Capybara." To aim for my ideal body spot.

10.05.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

16. What are some positive affirnations you like to say about your body?

10.05.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How about this one?

18.04.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you cant handle me at my [Cancels Dance Party]

Then you dont deserve me at my [Multi day long fuck party in the woods]

18.04.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I also made cookies for the kinky pups bake sale tomarrow.

Bakes βœ…οΈ

18.04.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this a good angle? I for the life of me cant tell.

18.04.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 15.11.2024 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

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