Jeremy

Where’s Waldo, I mean Jeremy?

Where are all the #FCF the 13th posts?

Tickets sold out to Frida Kahlo house so we took photos in front of it instead.

Just had three is the best tacos I’ve had in my life in Mexico City. I feel like I’ve never actually had tacos before. 🌮

On our way to Mexico City 🌮

I’ve known you in both eras and you are amazing and hot in both. TBH hotter now. Get it.

When I come down the stairs.

I’ve done this. I can’t be bothered.

Now that I’m single, flirting with me. Bring on the fcf and scs.

I still have this angel. My whole heart.

3 years. Le sigh.

My bf and I broke up last night. We still friends and still going to Mexico City together on Thursday. But I’m totally keeping that gorgeous hoodie I bought him. Byeeeee.

Less politics; more FCF.

I didn’t go. I took a fun trip to Colombia instead. Still considering it, but less so. We shall see.

I hate that I cannot edit my typo.

Lady Gag was amazing last night!

Oh, he flexible, flexible

I would.

Yes I will zoom in on your nudes and judge your messy room. 🕵🏻‍♂️

Oh totally. I actually cannot listen to his voice. I will not be watching but reading highlights and the #liecount

a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america ALT: a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america

Made it to the gym today 💪🏻

♫ Neverending storrrryyyy ♫

Just spent the last 30 mins cleaning before my cleaning lady arrives. 🧽

Exactly

Love that you celebrated Tuesday. Are you going to celebrate Friday, as well? 😈

You know it’s going to be a good day when REO Speedwagon comes on the radio.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“That’s going to fuck up our contribution margin.”

I know I’m in a straight bar because I’m the only one singing along with Cher to “Believe”