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@surlyjo.bsky.social

Surly gardening, surly animal lover, surly human rights I’m not aging like fine wine, I’m bletting like a ripe medlar.

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Sky puppies!

29.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character with headphones on says " that 's what my driver 's license says " ALT: a cartoon character with headphones on says " that 's what my driver 's license says "
29.10.2025 11:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ghost on left: "I can't haunt anybody until I get my coffee..."

17.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love her little sweater. So cute!

11.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s been a helluva Nacho Season

21.09.2025 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep telling people that chocolate is health food!

19.09.2025 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s me in the blue with soup cans tied to my feet, on my way to put a hex on somebody.

13.09.2025 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a sign that says do n't count on it is on a record Alt: The magic 8 ball says don't count on it
12.09.2025 16:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But do they tell you what brand of broom polish she is using? Looking for recommendations!

12.09.2025 16:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The guy in the red cone hat looks like a real party animal, but what the heck is going on with the front of his pants?

07.09.2025 00:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is she a little teacup?

04.09.2025 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Facade

01.09.2025 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOL Most of the movies on his list are either sequels or remakes from prior decades.

27.08.2025 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, you’re a cat lady now. “Sane” doesn’t apply anymore. 😸

23.08.2025 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of spongebob and patrick with the words woot written below them Alt: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick with the words woot written below them
20.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aw! You drew a picture of me? 💕

14.08.2025 11:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Umibozu! 👀

29.07.2025 11:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anne would have approved.

26.07.2025 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beaker: I AM HERE ALSO

24.07.2025 11:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Arrow pointing to a house nestled in a grove of trees in a valley with the text “I am here”.

Arrow pointing to a house nestled in a grove of trees in a valley with the text “I am here”.

16.07.2025 11:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is so cool! Please keep us updated on your progress!

13.07.2025 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My Bernard just snores like a chainsaw
!ZZZZZZZZZZ!

12.07.2025 15:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a picture of a skull with horns and the words forward in orange ALT: a picture of a skull with horns and the words forward in orange

Do you want Army of Darkness, Jerry?! Cause that’s how you get Army of Darkness!!

30.06.2025 11:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My husband has a Namazu tattoo! 🐟

26.06.2025 12:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mmmmm….. Wild-foraged lasagna…..

25.04.2025 16:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s the cleanup crew. They’re just helping!

24.04.2025 11:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It doesn’t have to only be vegetables and fruit, either. Last year I grew a year’s worth of herbs for less than $10. 🌱

19.04.2025 15:48 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo . ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
10.04.2025 15:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mmmm ... cinnamon rolls

28.03.2025 19:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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