Matt McCloud

Just had someone bring up like 7 boxes of empty products and said he is stealing these but knows we damage things out. That is.. the most wholesome thief I’ve ever met. I am still in shock.

Before right now you didn’t notice how often you blink. Your blinks were invisible. But now they aren’t and I made that happen.

youve been fucked by
youve been sucked by
a smooth criminal

Reece’s thins a not good. The ratio is so off.

I am deeply saddened.

Who’s there?

Hey Ya! By OutKast is 20 years old, if anyone else wanted to feel uneasy about the passage of time today.

This.. this is how I feel on the constant basis.

@hanklingreen.bsky.social why is this so you.

After reading about Hugh Jackman’s splitting with his wife, and the comments surrounding it. So many people are prey to sunk cost fallacies. If you aren’t happy and it is exhausting, please get out and seek help. I am happy for the both of them and wish them the best. Come on people. Do better…

Everyone is posting their bsky codes and here I am being a choosey chooser and hand selecting the downfall of humanity

I have that bicycle deck!

The women equivalent I’ve seen to asking is “How often do you think about your ex-best friend?”

If sex was a form of currency, would sex workers be criticized still? Would they be more, or less popular? Would YOU be more, or less popular?

Alright hear me out. Alfredo pasta but instead of pasta, diced potatoes.

For 12 payments of 19.99, YOU. Can own you very own SHAMWOW Blood Clean Up system!

Change the Alfredo to chicken gnocchi soup and I’m in!

HWHAT NOW?

If the whole world stopped wearing deodorant and perfumes, do you think people would like you more or less?

We need a gender neutral term for yeehaw people. Wwe have cowboy and cowgirl, those sound right. But cow person? That sounds like your mother.

And you’re stuck in here with me.

Duck

I wish I could understand my cats, I just know they have so much juicy tea that i want to hear. I need people who wants to help me design a talking collar.

9 more now. One down.