Alba of the North

I thought she was a little older. I googled. They both got some growing to do.

Dump him, tall girl. He’s as trashy as his father. #WelcomeToPlathville

Zac’s frontal lobe isn’t fully developed. #WelcomeToPlathville

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Barry showing us his religious beliefs… #WelcomeToPlathville

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Barry feels ambushed by the thought of paying for his kids? #WelcomeToPlathville

Fck Barry. Selfish prick. #WelcomeToPlathville

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Kim ain’t wrong. Don’t put all your eggs in your husband’s basket, ladies. #WelcomeToPlathville

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There’s something wrong w Lydia’s guy. #WelcomeToPlathville

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Lydia is horny affff #WelcomeToPlathville

That’s fucked up.

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Early on, I heard a rumor that the Talons would win the whole thing w Montana Fouts pitching - bc the championship is in AL. Starting to wonder.

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I finally get to sit down to watch #Dateline and there’s a muthafucken baseball game on.

All I know is that I’m not looking forward to driving home. (Or paying full toll amounts in Ohio bc I wasn’t paying attention and hit the EZ pass without a pass.)

Education in Ohio has gone downhill. Gerrymandering doesn’t help.

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Eh. I can’t be mad about this.

I want one. 😻

I feel that. 🤝

Same w FB tbh.

I’m lowkey wondering where my toll money is going. 🤣 80 isn’t too bad. Everywhere else needs a lil work. 🕳️

I drove from CLE to CHI this week instead of flying. Never again. Indiana is a shit hole. They should focus on their roads.

I need this kind of encouragement at work.

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Watching Rocky IV and lowkey rooting for Drago.

I mean…I’ll take a deportation to Sweden or, hell, even China. They retire at like 55 there.

I hope they have some evidence other than “her ex bf said so”. #Dateline

Dave’s a lil odd, but nerds are where it’s at. #Dateline

Idk but it was weird.

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How tf is she holding those eggs like that?? #Dateline

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Dealer’s choice?? #Dateline

Should’ve looked at the wife before that doofus brother. #Dateline

Still nope! 😹