Alba of the North

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Lamb: Sorry about that. 💨 #SlowHorses

Go. Through. Me.

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Signed up for #PBS to combat the trash tv I normally watch. #AllCreaturesGreatAndSmall is a banger, kids.

Jasmine ain’t said shit to her family. This lady is psychotic. #90DayFiance

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Shh. My show is on. #Dateline

I’d either be calling the paramedics or sending his ass to sleep in the hotel lounge. Smh.

Edmond gave his all for 4 days.. she don’t owe you shit, bro. #LoveIsBlind

Did Joe have a stroke?? #LoveIsBlind

What’s going on w this hair? #LoveIsBlind

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Thinner women?? #LoveIsBlind

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Ope. No “mixies”.. #LoveIsBlind

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Using the vasectomy?? #LoveIsBlind

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If Patrick says pheromones one more time… #LoveIsBlind

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Psst. Don’t pick the guy w the kid. Or anyone else. #LoveIsBlind

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So much for freedom. Smh.

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I’ll be seriously shocked if any of these couples work out. #LoveIsBlind

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We doomed fam

Annie is nuts…but so is Nick sooo.. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #LoveIsBlind

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K but I need a vice that does the opposite.

Anton figured out that all he had to do to snag Ali was call her “baby” #LoveIsBlind

The only person I can tolerate so far is Madison. #LoveIsBlind

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“My son has diabetes.”
“Omg my dad did, too…he’s dead.”
#LoveIsBlind

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Both had first jobs at McDonalds?? Holy shit that’s fate, babyyyy #LoveIsBlind

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“I love to travel.” #LoveIsBlind

Ali, don’t fall for that baby bullshit. #LoveIsBlind

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Sparkle Megan telling these guys exactly what she thinks they want to hear. #LoveIsBlind

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First impression: Patrick has a really nice voice. #LoveIsBlind

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I need to get myself a vice.

I’m terrible at math, but your handwriting is nice.

I forgot she existed.