Sauce

Good, die

Don’t play with it. Don’t yell at it. That’s feeding it. Literally.

Block it.

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Happy Birthday to the hottest bitch in the lots @jawnbreaker.bsky.social

Short Relief - .406 Press Short Relief by Ben Shahon is available now.

One month ago, @beansbaker5.bsky.social’s SHORT RELIEF was published! Get a copy here: 406press.com/product/shor...

Assuming you're not intentionally a transphobe, please just ditch Harry Potter. There's plenty of much, MUCH better-written fantasy made by authors who aren't absolute shit.

And if you ARE intentionally a transphobe, kindly either fuck off or educate yourself, whichever you're capable of.

every Newman's Own product you buy funds a free summer camp for sick and disabled kids who need medical support to have a normal summer camp experience (former camper here.) I will fucking ride for Newman's Own and the ghost of Paul Newman

Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png

Fanatics has never done a single thing well

THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS

A black postcard design with white text reading: TRUMP wants to KILL the US POSTAL SERVICE / Say NO to USPS PRIVATIZATION

The back of a postcard with text reading: The US Postal Service: Is not motivated by profit. Is mandated to provide service to every zip code including affordable service for rural areas. Is used for mail-in ballots. Is in the Constitution. (Read: ArtI.S8.C7.1 for historical background on postal power. Promotes Diversity and Inclusion: Employees are 21% African-American; 8% Hispanic; 8% Asian-American/Pacific Islander; .67% American Indian or Alaska Native. You can: Use USPS for shipping. Buy stamps and use them. Order from businesses that ship with USPS. Stop ordering from Amazon. Call your Representatives. Find your reps by using www.5calls.org. Tell postal workers you love them. Tell postal workers you have their backs.

The USPS is being threatened with massive layoffs and privatization. I made these postcards which—when mailed—will be seen by mail handlers, scanners, carriers and the recipient. I just printed 3,000 more. Order cheaply from halfletterpress.com or message me your email for the PDF to print them.

New video showing a cyclist cycling over a Tesla Cybertruck parked in a bus lane.

His name was Ronald Reagan

This and a gun

Friday night of AWP, 11pm, Original Tommy Burger at Beverly and Rampart. JAKE's unofficial Offsite. Be there or be square.

I mean they're not forced to give away players for "--" anymore so at least something;s going right

I went to see that movie (free) one night to avoid walking in the rain. I was the only person in the theatre, and I did job apps on my phone half the time lol

Someone tell the vintage shop they're losing merch

A matthew yglesias tweet I did not read that was screencapped and brought over here, for no clearly identifiable reason

I do not listen to him. In fact I have him blocked. I had him blocked on the old site for years. He is not published in any major newspapers I read or on news stations I watch. He exists to me solely through angry screencaps taken from web forums I am no longer on. It is time to break the cycle

I feel like the reporters aren't listening and are actively not thinking.

They go in for sound bites with prepared questions and don't give a shit about the answers.

Do not, under any circumstances, scan a QR that's just posted in public. If you don't know *for sure* where it goes to, do not scan it.

Also don't RSVP to a protest, like ?? The organizers don't need an advance headcount for food being served. There's no reason to RSVP other than to collect data

I'll be honest with you, I don't even know who's on the Flyers.

They're trying so hard.
Mormon ass smear campaign

For the whole month leading up to the superbowl, there were hours long delays because there weren't enough operators.

Be real.

Screenshot in the battle subway in Pokémon Black and White in which an NPC says “I am bad and stupid, but I am very serious about Pokemon.”

same

Tell Me I’m Being Punk’d - Waffle Fried It’s been an hour since you went in for surgery that could save your life, and they’re telling me it’s too early to worry. It’s been two hours since your went in for surgery that could save you, and t...

Not related to my previous tweet, but here's a new thing as hot off the presses as can be:
wafflefried.com/tell-me-im-b...

Convinced when anyone says "decline in inflation" they're just making shit up.

You can say inflation is down when shit costs the same as in the 80s

elon musk, the world's richest man, unilaterally deciding that lifesaving relief for children on the verge of starvation is "wasteful" while he personally reaps hundreds of millions from the us government, makes me feel things i cannot write on the internet.

"a doula is an italian yugioh player" is an all timer Certified Good Joke, trumped only by the immediately following "if you're listening at home, a doula is a birth witch"