john

which book is it

don't use twitter

oh now what

paranorman was surprisingly ok, i need to remember to include that in the rotation this year

i must investigate monster house

but i know he is not gonna be down with tcm

would be genuinely shocked if they did not

a man with a mustache is standing with his hands on his hips and a gif-finder.com watermark on the bottom left Alt: ron swanson says no and this no is final

this person is confusing 'city' with 'region.' pittsburgh and chicago are linked by the rust belt, but calling pittsburgh a chicago is just

it's so far beyond noville that we've left noland and have entered the kingdom of the fuck you say

i'm a large man who has never suffered any such thing and that sounds sketchy as hay-ull. this is the very definition of a non-starter

do they go a-heistin

yes, over her absurd delusions

coffee has substitutes the way sex has substitutes, sure they exist but who the fuck wants to try them

'lots of substitutes' the FUCK

noted and pinned

'what could they do about it' how about obfuscate the same fucking way the entire republican party did the entire time obama and biden were in office

what is your favorite scary movie to watch with your nine-year-old

you're forgetting the 45% class reduction of existing in ohio

it can be two things

(keeps thoughts to self on main)

comment or die

on the bright side this could be the start of an unbelievable adventure

would be, is, and shall be forevermore

redundancies upon redundancies

nasa would be proud

multiple plans prepared

i am fully prepared to walk a great distance at the end. or before then!

a man with a mustache wearing a maroon shirt looks at the camera Alt: ron swanson would never but i might have to

me when i think about embracing this particular pain

did you ever run with those belt-pack things, they seem cumbersome to me but maybe i need to get over it

i know these things intellectually but the longest race i have ever run is a half marathon and i almost never need snacks for one. and those gels are atrocious so gummies for me

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this song is stupid good and i love it unapologetically

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but and then also i have to pause the other nonsense to say this is all very good advice and thank you, i used to run half marathons fairly regularly but i have not in some time. and a marathon is an entirely different beast. so i will take these words to heart

(john mayer voice)

your body is a carrier

your body is a carrier, use gloves when you work with harriers