Bolsonaro kins a frail trembling waif with tuberculosis
> “Necrobinder calls upon her trusty left hand, Osty, in battle”
> look at Necrobinder’s hero picture
> it’s right hand
Games are hard unless they’re easy
The card game build is tough unless you get good cards
Hoping Regent’s Forge builds are buffed, because it’s fun. But it takes time to build up, and it’s risky without good blocks or discard draw cards.
This guy as work has what I’d call a “Teletubby Fit”
Guy who thinks the only jobs women have is HR manager.
Don't siege Tehran take it immediately
Looks like I’m safe for another day…
But I’m afraid of what my dog might do if I ever fail The Sniff Test……
Trump: I’ve started the Iran war
[Oil futures go up]
Trump: But it’s almost over!
[Futures go down]
Iran: We will mine Hormuz
[Futures go up]
Trump: We destroyed all the mines probably
[Futures go down]
Iran: We bombed 3 cargo ships
[Futures go up]
Trump: is anyone still fwm? 🥺
[Futures go down]
Max temperature today: 80F
Max temperature next Wednesday: 39F
I freaking love climate!!
I’ve realized that modern markets survive on raw, unpasteurized copium
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but too wrong make you right 😂💯wing fwd: jonstewart@thedailyshow.com
Hlvrai > brbavr >>> gnome
I’m a gnome hater. It had good parts, but my primary memory of the series is, how much I disliked the blue gnome.
I make this type of post one every few months… But UsoNami is brightest shining hetgem.
Olives to olive oil… Can you name a better glow-up?
Watching BRBAVR makes me think I should wait for Wayne’s official HL2VRAI edits, rather than watch the VODs. He’s good tweaking things for the best comedic timing. It’s also really hard to understand his friends’ audio sometimes lol
Nothing better than feeling sick and miserable all weekend until Sunday at 5pm. Cool I’ll savor these last 3 hours.
Oh yeah, ‘eah! My name is Skinny Pete Jesse is my best friend and I love my El Camino oh yeeeaahh
Green Baby high diffs Gojo
Dark matter is a baryonic particle made up of shy quarks
Whitaker: when your depressed attending gives you his apartment for FREE
An interesting Pitt subplot would be Mel both having caretaker burnout, but also realizing it’s partially self-inflicted because she underestimates Becca’s capacity for autonomy.
I think we see flickers of it in the recent episode, with Mel being helicopter doctor while Becca’s being chill
DEADLY WATERSLIDE COLLAPSE 😭😭😭
Petition to change “quantum foam” to “quantum merengue”
Seems likely Trump will do a Maduro-style “soft decapitation” of Cuba very soon. Probably thinks it’s a quick win to save face over the Iran nightmare. (It won’t.)
I had a dream that F1 started having races on these floating Mario Kart style tracks. Except there were no guardrails, so going off-track meant a fatal 10,000ft fall. So everyone was driving like grannies, except Max who was still going full-tilt.
What I want for this F1 season (not informed opinions, just wishcasting):
1. Red Bull fails badly
2. LH gets podiums again
3. Williams and Cadillac have a tight midfield battle
4. Aston Martin retires Lance’s car every race
5. McLaren management gets destroyed by Woke 2
Markets rally just days after meteor eliminates all life on Earth
I love when a bagel has a loose, slutty hole
