@keithgoodwin.bsky.social
Holy shit, I haven't thought about them in forever.
22.07.2025 19:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βSo, I was drinking on the beach and I slipped and fell right on top of itβ¦β
20.07.2025 20:29 β π 149 π 34 π¬ 2 π 0Make no mistake β this is intentional. Republicans know the government is the greatest tool the American people have to stand up to special interests. So Republicans have to make it fail, so no American thinks the government can serve them.
03.07.2025 21:47 β π 213 π 30 π¬ 7 π 1you know how I'm always complaining that people should quit using Spotify?
21.06.2025 20:36 β π 351 π 136 π¬ 6 π 25And Halo.
21.06.2025 12:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One day some kid will say, "My uncle got a Purple Heart at Home Depot."
08.06.2025 12:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That album has been in my top ten from the week it came out.
27.05.2025 23:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Rocket Man
27.05.2025 19:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, 14 years ago.
26.05.2025 00:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"They're eating the dog's, now Eat the tariffs!"
18.05.2025 12:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Time for a new Speaker.
16.05.2025 18:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On Program!
19.04.2025 11:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Thereβs been so much interest from former federal employees that groups like Run for Something and Emerge have hosted information sessions on Zoom specifically to help former federal employees navigate being first-time candidates."
17.04.2025 23:00 β π 521 π 103 π¬ 14 π 9Correcto.
14.04.2025 10:10 β π 214 π 42 π¬ 2 π 1The 5th Amendment is the only Amendment they're gonna keep.
06.04.2025 13:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I bet the only Constitutional Ammendment this administration wants to keep is the 5th.
05.04.2025 19:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0F-47
28.03.2025 21:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope Big Balls can get to the bottom of it.
26.03.2025 16:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That Autopen is out of control.
22.03.2025 03:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The funniest thing to me is, he signed his own hat.
18.03.2025 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As of today, a new term has entered our language. A βrubioβ is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Donβt be such a rubio.
01.03.2025 04:03 β π 68391 π 14594 π¬ 3140 π 1225Referring to Zuck as Lil Broccoli was perfect.
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@news.dw.com Did you guys forget you downloaded this app?
25.02.2025 04:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been calling it DOG-E, like Wall-E. I also call X, Ten, because I think he would hate that.
22.02.2025 17:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just wish Anonymous was as good as they claim and put him in the poor house.
22.02.2025 16:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder how many weed stores are gonna get shut down in February?
01.12.2024 20:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0#wheresmattslaptop
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