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Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."

Every UK petition is like this

Their creativity, restricted purely to bad ideas, is astounding

Also "computers are commonplace but what if COMPUTERS IN THE REAL WORLD AWOAHOOOAHWOOAGH"

Goddamn, Disney. Get a hold of yourselves

100% Maybe *another* hobby will fill the void I say, opening my wallet to buy things I will inevitably leave to collect dust

Electricity transmission charges UK

Electricity transmission costs across the UK, note they are negative in the south of England, most expensive the north of Scotland.

Yet zonal electricity, which might redress some of this, has been rejected.

This is holding Scottish industry back, and consumers will ultimately be paying for this.

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MFW it happens

shows a snippet from a .vimrc file with the following instructions: " Center the view after jumping to the previous/next paragraph nnoremap { {zz nnoremap } }zz " Center the view after jumping to the next/previous search result nnoremap n nzz nnoremap N Nzz this remaps the {,},n and N actions in normal mode to just also execute zz

Just learned that in Vi you can use 'zz' to scroll the editor view so that the cursor is centered.
So i immediately remapped {,},n,N to always center the cursor after a 'jump'. Feels great!

I'd be happy to hear about your favorite vimrc configs!

#vi #vim #vimrc

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Holy shit, that's useful!

The author, a white man wearing a baseball cap, looking over his shoulder, distressed, as an offscreen person threatens him with a gun

The offscreen person with the gun revealed to have been the author all along.

i've been hacked?!!! someone keeps spending all my money on vintage furniture and motorcycle parts

My soul uplifted thinking about how full my water butt will be

Go to any networking event that takes place at a golf course and I'll bet you see that shit live

The failure of the UK Government to adopt zonal pricing plays politics with power — Common Weal Ed Miliband is reported to have ruled out switching the UK’s energy transmission and distribution network (“the Grid”) to a system of “zonal pricing”, according to the Guardian . If this is your first time hearing about this, the current grid system is largely based on reliance on coal and gas. It

'The current energy pricing system doesn’t work, and zonal pricing is the only option on the table that would fix it.
There is no other plan - as can be seen by them scrabbling around now to try to cobble one together.'
via Common Weal
www.commonweal.scot/...

Crying Wesley Snipes meme (he's aiming a revolver off screen). Caption reads: " When the nice indie software begins to tell you how to "supercharge your productivity" and a sparkle icon appears

Had to bring this banger over from Mastodon.

red aka Basil Fault-finder aka Miami (herb and) Spice

It is somewhere

So Starship Ship 36 just detonated *before* the static fire test - fueled and waiting for the test. Looks like the top tank lets go and sets off the whole stack. It would be bad enough if it let go during the static fire test, but it just blew up. And it's cooking off the fuel tanks on the pad.

"Send forth my army"
*turns to one of my captains*
"Is that right? That's what we should do, right?"

Without fail, they contain sandalwood

Sounds like an artificial drug

A dual image, on top a clay man steps on a rake,which hits him in the face. The caption "Dev not familiar with react" Below is a picture of a man doing a sick kickflip over a stairset with a rake as the skateboard, he lands and the rake hits him in the face. The caption reads "Dev who uses react everyday"

Remember next time you complain about your life, it’s all about perspective.
I have a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, and has people who want to have sex with him all the time.

And yet, he still complains about how much he hates prison.

I'm breaking

Neovim, if you have the time to set it up how you want it

I can tell this dude was wearing a blazer and jeans when he wrote this

"Escape is impossible when you're caught in The Net"

I know the feeling, movie poster

Where are we on the, hypothetical, Mass tech layoffs to Cyberpunk dystopia pipeline?

The real problem with AI art is it is all one specific genre. Theoretically it's a really broad concept: art that's created by an artificial intelligence rather than an organic one. In practice, it's oversaturated pictures of people with freckles who look like they've been dipped in cum.

SaaS idea: rebuild that shit