Twinzz

The internet, as a whole, is really not fun anymore.

Not speaking in hyperbole.

Can someone explain to us how the #inauguration can even happen if the #government shuts down? There's millions of dollars worth of inauguration funding in there, surely there are behind the scenes steps that need to happen, but gov't workers are either furloughed or not paid... so how? #shutdown

a man holds up a drawing of a cat with the words i really can draw behind him ALT: a man holds up a drawing of a cat with the words i really can draw behind him

"Transvestigator" = I put arrows on photos I got from the internet.

Family building after 35 is out.

Say no more, mister 39!

Home-made Surf and Turf poke bowl with sticky rice, beef sirloin, crawfish, avocado, broccoli, edemame, carrot, cucumber, corn, sesame seeds, nori, crispy fried onions, with a home-made sriracha mayo

Home-made Surf and Turf poke bowl with sticky rice, beef sirloin, crawfish, avocado, broccoli, edemame, carrot, cucumber, corn, sesame seeds, nori, crispy fried onions, with a home-made sriracha mayo

Home-made Surf and Turf poke bowl with sticky rice, beef sirloin, crawfish, avocado, broccoli, edemame, carrot, cucumber, corn, sesame seeds, nori, crispy fried onions, with a home-made sriracha mayo

👉👉 www.instagram.com/p/DDTExHTINO... 👈👈

#pokebowl #surfandturf #homemade #veggies #healthy

Shockingly, there's a worse tweet than that in response to marissa's birthday...

Kaiya came home today. We have a lock of his hair, a paw print & the leash we used when we went on w-a-l-k-i-e-s (dog owners get this)

Touched our veterinarian sent a condolence card w/ their sympathies & a paw print of Kaiya on it 🥺🥺-talk about support from beginning to end.
#RIPKaiya #PuppyPower

"Get yourself a demon-attached older wardrobe. Was 100, now 60!*"

*sales include demon and wardrobe. Do not include the shown junk, racism, nor half-clad man in mirror image.

Ah, where "cope and seethe" are seen as gotcha replies, rather than the response of a 3rd grader who can't get their brain's connective spasms to go beyond "I know you are, but what am I?"

We call it the "like, comment, share and subscribe population," while we're just out here, being nervous to ask someone who works at the grocery store where that particular item is we "don't really need, it's fine!" 😅🤣

The attorney general position is too old for him...

Yup, during the previous trump admin - all the time, tbqh

In normal administrations-elect, it would be difficult to find an even bigger shitbag than Gaetz....in the Trump admin...not so much.

The pope wanting "urgent reform" suddenly when more transparency is requested is super on-brand...

You see, we know this Dragon belongs to the Mulan lure, but we have no idea of the cultural reference 🤣 (we know the story of the historic Mulan, not of the thinned down Disney version)

No idea why we said Mulan. It was Pocahontas. We've never even seen Mulan to this day. Maybe it's cuz its 5am and we slept 3hrs yesterday.

We went to see Mulan at the theater when we were little. It was an awful expierience. First the reel went kaputt so we literally only saw Mulan's legs during Colors of the wind. Then the electricity went out and then they cut about 20 mins halfway through the reel, after the intermissions 🤣🤣

The Secretary of health and human services who opposes everything from vaccines to regulations enjoying a healthy, wholesome lunch...

The Secretary of health and human services who opposes everything from vaccines to regulations enjoying a healthy, wholesome lunch...

A blue tongue on bluesky is nothing if not appropriate!

We're at cough drops now

Hi all, yes, we're still here

We love the "stay in school!" confidence

@moryan.bsky.social hey mo, told you we had bluesky 🫠 hope things are well [twinzz from the bsg museum site!]

Same

This movie is so bad in quality, acting, audio, storytelling,... that it kinda looks like a group of friends got together, got high, and decided *that* was the correct time to start making a movie they did zero preparations for.
If you don't believe us, check out it's whopping 1 star rating on IMDB

Watched this over the weekend. we liked it! It's not as much spooky as it is a psychological (sociological) thriller for us. The acting is superb, be prepared for some gore, but not gore-just-to-be-gory. Loved the music! The ending didn't quite work completely for us, but other than that, very good

Mccarthy's probably gonna say the election was rigged, next...

Dems the days.

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Vispanneke / ragout de poisson / fish stew

Made with salmon, cod, sea bass and veggies [onion, garlic, carrot, selery, leaks, peas, cauliflower, tomato]

#vispan #ragoutdepoisson #fishstew #fish #fresh #fromthesea

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