Joe Reid

Hmm

Increasingly obsessed with Chloe Sevigny's Lee Israel cosplay in the "After the Hunt" trailer.

There is an authenticity gap there that I cannot imagine gets overcome.

How dare you.

I think you do.

Demi Moore in "Half Light"

Also my previous episode with @louispeitzman.bsky.social on the nonexistent movie "Half Light" was — I thought — a great example of having a lot of fun discussing a movie nobody has seen. Which will be a recurring theme over Demi's back-half. www.patreon.com/posts/036-ha...

Demi Moore (and Sharon Stone) in BOBBY

New DEMI, MYSELF &I ep, where @kn8.bsky.social and I talk about the surprisingly robust awards haul for Emilio Estevez's BOBBY. Yes, I am the first person to have hosted two separate podcast episodes on the film BOBBY. Subscribe now to hear all the Lindsay Lohan talk! www.patreon.com/posts/037-bo...

Finding a way to talk about what an embarrassing mess Zack was on as many platforms as possible.

Quick peruse of the entertainment headlines in 2025: yep, "South Park," "Happy Gilmore," Pamela Anderson, Carrie and Aidan, just as you'd expect.

(Have no interest in engaging on the merits of Trey, Matt, Trump, or Gay Satan, don't even bother.)

Donald Trump Gropes Satan’s Leg in New ‘South Park’ Footage; Show Won’t Air New Episode This Week but Keeps Targeting Trump Anyway 'South Park' targets Donald Trump again as a promo for Season 27 Episode 2 has Trump groping Satan's leg.

"Make it 1999 again," I begged. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

"Foreword by Nick Saban" also sounds like the result of a day-long brainstorming session over who would be the funniest, but not TOO funny, emblem for someone with no real values but would definitely write a foreword.

Time to do some two-finger piano.

Keon sounds like he’s having a day. Ought to buy him like 24 hours of the fanbase not calling him a bust.

YouTube video by Cash App Timothée Chalamet for Cash App

Considering moving Timmy Chalamet for CashApp into my Oscar predictions. youtu.be/m_AO-rGmnnA?...

Like PAY ATTENTION, moron.

I’m a season behind on “The Gilded Age” but god damn is Gladys Russell a fucking idiot.

(I was originally gonna be like “Ann Dowd’s agent after seeing another Dierdre O’Connell casting notice” and have it be the Hitler clip from “Downfall,” but after that Jubilee shit I’m steering clear of Nazis)

Dierdre O’Connell is Ann Dowd-ing so fucking hard right now.

You truly haven’t seen “Eddington” until you’ve experienced it in 4DX.*

*Guy down the row coughing through the whole movie, two walkouts, and a general flouting of the social contract when it comes to whisper volume

YouTube video by tim jim Seinfeld - George Costanza - Big Salad

This was Emmy-worthy line delivery: youtu.be/caBNCUmcLGA?...

Even more fun was talking about which actors submitted poorly. Jason Alexander famously never won an Emmy for Seinfeld, but he could have if he didn’t make two baffling submissions in 1995: “The Race,” where George is suspected of being a communist, and “The Gymnast,” where George eats an eclair out of the garbage can. This during a season when he could have submitted George having a comedy-of-manners freak-out over a big salad (“The Big Salad”) or melting down over being set up with a bald woman (“The Beard”). I get fired up thinking about this blunder 30 years later!

Jason Alexander in 1995 wyd

Hey, Remember When Episode Submissions Mattered to the Emmys? Perhaps a return to the old ways is the solution to voter overwhelm.

A stray Slack comment about how Emmy episode submissions used to matter so much more than they do led to this bit of awards nerdery (I love this shit): www.vulture.com/article/emmy...

Time to cut our losses and move on to the kids we can save. bsky.app/profile/kati...

Get their asses.

YouTube video by HBO Max Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the Buffalo Bills | Official Trailer | HBO Max

Will be running through a series of brick walls for the month of August. youtu.be/hEE9r2SkpEE?...

Watched "Punch-Drunk Love" the other day and am now debilitatingly hyper-aware of every time I say "chat."

We’re looking into getting them back up soon!

Good bit.