RATKING DYLAN

“i like this guy he’s a fat dirty boy” - @camrynnie.bsky.social

mmmmmmm :)

i do have the power to brew a smaller cup >:3 a little bit wont hurt

wanna make myself coffee but i don’t wanna be sweating my balls off during my interview at 11

Woohoo! Congrats!!!!

a meme of Wilson from House MD that says "It's boypussy thursday. are you boypussying?" Duke Nukem ?? is in the background

thursday

image shows five buttons sitting on a black and red counter, one button is a beach ball with a question mark on it, another is a confused deer, the next is one that says dream big, followed by two garfield buttons, one that says i hate mondays and another of him and odie hugging

beach ball button with a white question mark on it

some buttons I just picked up from the comic shop, I thought this beach ball one was particularly interesting and silly

image shows me (white guy) wearing black bandana and chains while slurping on a cider

slurrrrrrp

date with myself today! don’t know if i should grab an iced coffee or a beer

getting dinner with my parents tonight ! very hype to have some yummy food

picture shows a left hand holding a smaller clasping glass jar filled with different colored rocks, crystals, and shark teeth next to a pez dispenser that features garfield’s head on a pink dispenser

went to my favorite local trinket shop and picked up some rocks and a garfie pez dispenser today :3

zoo zoos and wam wams is about to unironically enter my lexicon

just heard a man on my television say he’s gonna “sell that boy pussy for zoo zoos and wam wams” 😧

MY LITERAL DREAM

More bathrooms should have two toilets in them. i should be able to piss in tandem with my girlfriend

a ricki lake screenshot of a very 90scoded man named mike. the lower third says he “WANTS TO TELL HISVALENTINE CRUSH SHE HAS "BODACIOUS BAZONGAS"

happy valentine’s day

EEEE TYSM FRIEND! they’re so fun to make, i def wanna see what kind you make for yourself!

cuddling a gigantic pooltoy would fix me right now

a small bottle of poppers wrapped in a small cylinder of pony beads with a necklace attached. the color scheme is clear beads with rainbow colors

a small bottle of poppers wrapped in a small cylinder of pony beads with a necklace attached. the color scheme is red and yellow and resemble rush

a small bottle of poppers wrapped in a small cylinder of pony beads with a necklace attached. the color scheme is clear black and pastel blue

a small bottle of poppers wrapped in a small cylinder of pony beads with a necklace attached. the color scheme is black beads with rainbow colors

inspired by @chwrriberrybeads.bsky.social design, i’ve been making these kandi necklaces that perfectly fit a 0.3oz bottle of poppers.

was brought a shot of rumple with dinner LOL

puppy bathroom lovers

Gf is wearing a shirt I gave her that says “CERTIFIED PISSER” on the front

listening to hyperpop and making kandi this morning

stayed up late and wifey made brownies 🥰

so pillow don’t fall between the gap of the mattress and the wall i think? i dont have a headboard but thats all i can see them being useful for

shall i have a third beer? methinks yes :3

Oh my fweaking gosh guys, I got my first fansly subscriberrrrrrr!!!
Also I’m going to be a little lazy and make this the post for most recent (first) little shoot! Check out my page if u wanna see da rest :3

the way this looks like the trans flag is so beautiful

anyone have recommendations for human sized dog crates? Starting to shop around and look at some but really don’t know what the best size and price is

got a text about a lil coffee shop job i applied to!!! gonna call them later and see if it’s a good fit :3