Matthew Highton

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Claudia going full Moira straight away on Celeb Traitors.

Disney. Tell the story of the person who became Beasts toilet, you cowards!

Replies on posts are year on year increasingly becoming strangers Abe Simpsonly remembering something. Threads is insane for this.

A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly

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Bonus Monster Month - Officer Pete from Psycho Goreman

Never forget Nigel Farage went on public record and opposed the Batman.

It was very convincing 🥴

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Looking forward to the new, thieves, assassin and beggars guilds she’s suggesting.

I think if social media just shut down and displayed this image from say midnight to 6am, we’d all have better lives.

I think if social media just shut down and displayed this image from say midnight to 6am, we’d all have better lives.

Why did Gandalf have road rage?

Because a fool overtook.

A few years ago, when there was a super moon, I was walking home pretty drunk. I text my wife a picture of it, because it looked massive and bright, to which she replied “that’s the church clock”. Still makes me laugh.

Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers

Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/

😂 excellent

Occasionally this fact comes up and it will always blow my mind.

This surprises me. I don't know why... I feel like you have all of music within you.

Watson hosts, it's his IP. I come on randomly as an agent of chaos. Like a child of Blobby.

'Ooooo bad luck to all of those of you who voted at home. Timothy Dalton not a Men Without Hats fan it turns out'

I am coming to realise this song is just one of those "weird things you missed" things.

😂 Tonight On "Can They Sing It"... is a show I'd absolutely watch.

I feel like I've missed pogs, furbies or similar...

There was a thread going around yesterday about what cultural black holes you have. I may be finding one of mine in real time…

😯 tbf @adamlarter.bsky.social said something similar and I think I may have found one of my culture black holes.

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Proving once and for all I am definitely under 35...

Adam is really upset by this. I said most people don’t… Please reply to him. Especially if you don’t know it.

Ooooo maybe I know it from this?

I said MOST people… Most…