Matthew Highton

I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.

My finest work.

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

It’s defo a vibe.

This photo I took years ago on a rainy London night popped up and I thought I’d share it.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

Hahaha. Narnia kid 👌

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

Rimmer 😂 👌

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

You should leave the internet.

You know there’s a Paddington 3 for real right. Andy? Or is this actually the plot?

Paddington Bear (the film version) and the half-skeletal soul-eating bear thing from Annihilation were made by the same VFX team. They wanted to name Annihilation Bear after a less salubrious London railway station. It's called Homerton.

I am not making this up.

I LOVE this fact.

The bear will guide the faithful.

Welcome to the sect.

🎶Psychopomp bear, qu'est-ce que c'est🎶

Just follow the teachings of the bear don’t get bogged down in semantics. Or sandwiches for that matter.

Me, doing some relatable William Blake (1757 – 1827) material in Dictionary Corner. Come and see me on tour: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

Oh definitely. Have a look around see what you like.

😂 you’ve been on the internet before, I see.