Really wish they'd kept this deleted scene in Louis Theroux's Manosphere doc.
Jesus Christ, Crocodile. You need to get it together. Not even midday on Mother’s Day.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing mammas out there who are working hard and just trying to look after their eggs.
Longform baby! In this video essay I ask: Why are bisexuals obsessed with The Mummy? Thank you to all Blueskyers who helped me with my research!
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Not quite a boast but I have vivid memories of a lad in year nine talking through how he would KO Prince Naseem in a street fight.
A lot of people are talking about the Louis Theroux documentary and I guess my main take away from it is this: Louis arms are actually in pretty decent shape.
The moon is open for breathing, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said. "The only thing prohibiting breathing on the moon right now is the complete lack of oxygen or environment in which to breathe," he said. "It's open for breathing, should a breathable atmosphere emerge."
She’s facing the wall. Best to gently check.
Best get your snow shovel. Trust your instincts scaring them off.
Friday the 13th. Once again a great day to go see what that noise in the basement is. Have that care free sex. Assume the person in the mask is a friend messing around. Hell it’s only twenty years tonight since the strange murders it’d be fun to check out the abandoned house. You’re only young once.
Bit windy out there today.
Put the seagull who kept stealing Greggs sausage rolls on the five pound notes you cowards!
That’s a ten pound idea if I ever saw one!
Put the seagull who kept stealing Greggs sausage rolls on the five pound notes you cowards!
This is great. But also I love this stock image of Ming the Merciless on the helpline because he can’t sound like Jordan Peterson anymore. Perfect choice whoever picked that 👌
Funny is back.
BE FUNNY OR DIE will rise again.
E-book and audiobook available now…
New paperback edition next year.
Heard Nigel Farage is once again copying the Trump playbook and will be enforcing all Reform members wear the same shoes as him.
Correct response Zoe!
Sharks are the best.
@bsky.app we're out here thinking about shit like this and you're not giving us an edit button for typos! Redone for my inability to read back anything before posting.
I just read that sharks are older than the North Star. I thought that can't be right but, apparently it is. Guess I'm not getting anything done today now, just gonna sit here think about that. 🤯
Love how Now TVs app makes it feel like you’re quitting out of a show at the worst possible moment.
Love how Now TVs app makes it feel like you’re quitting out of a show at the worst possible moment.
Yep. Also I think wealth in society is fine. But this addiction to it from the super wealthy is insane.
Set a number. Once hit 100% tax. Individual, company, conglomerate it shouldn't matter. No trying to rig the books or launder it. Absolute scrutiny at those kind of numbers. It should be that simple.
Gonna tell my kid this was Jon Snow and the Night King.
Fun idea: attach motion-triggered speakers to office chairs that play fart sounds when movement is detected, then sit back and enjoy the fun as unsuspecting co-workers appear to have farts so powerful they propel them across the floor or send them into dangerous, death-defying spins.
Actual lol
