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Spotted lanternflies are my new analogy for that futile feeling about the world around me.

They're terrible and I'm trying to stomp on all of them but every time I come back there are more.

waiting for my flight at the fifth gate it was assigned since I got to the airport 3.5 hours ago, a woman passes out, falling to the floor.

In response, @americanair.bsky.social sent a guy with a clipboard.

She's still on the floor.

And now, 15 minutes later, EMTs finally arrive.

I mean look at these dorks bsky.app/profile/greg...

Watching videos of people taking pictures of the tanks going by in DC makes me think of when my kids were little and we used to go to "Touch a Tractor" events.

a photo grid of dolls with protest t-shirts and signs.

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

I'd say "Can this actually be real?" but that's kind of a daily mantra at this point. washingtondc.craigslist.org/.../78571434...

Global popcorn supplies are very low

“It’s a banana. What could it cost, $10?”

I'm getting a real Gandalf and the trolls vibe with this Musk/Trump fight.

Imagine if someone hacked DJT's TruthSocial posts and started this brawl for the purposes of taking down both guys?

Banning #SkinnyTok Won't Save Us. Beating Diet Culture Will Take a Lot More Than That “Diet culture is much like the mythological hydra; when you cut one head off of this beast, two more grow in its place.”

TikTok banned #Skinnytok, but it's going to take a lot more than that to save us from the multi-headed hydra that is diet culture. My take here: www.teenvogue.com/story/tiktok...

I'm curious about others' opinions

We're at Wolf Trap, sitting on the lawn, crammed in like sardines and this woman in front of us has obviously commandeered a huge space. Would you find this ok or not ok?

WHO IS DOING THESE BIG GIRLS SO DIRTY

@rupaulsdragrace.bsky.social #rupaulsdragraceallstars10

Awkward phrasing included. Of all the times not to focus on civil liberties, it's when you're being accused of having child porn.

The @nytimes.com is no longer the bastion of sane journalism. I've stopped partaking in any of their content and you should too. Even if you like Wordle.

Curious about the #PeeWeeHerman documentary.
I don't think Reubens was a pedophile or had child porn, but in his Stone Phillips interview, he says "I should be able to collect anything I want"

I don't think archival child porn should be collected. It was weird phrasing. Thoughts?

I don't know what's worse:

That @amazonprime.bsky.social canceled #wheeloftime or that they're making ANOTHER season of #RingsofPower

We've been watching old episodes of Legends of the Hidden Temple and Double Dare on @paramountplus.com and it's MAGICAL

You too could win a Garfield phone and a VCR.

Since you take a new name if you're made Pope he could be Pope Pepperoni the first.

The Fuck/Marry/Kill meme, with "Fuck" showing a couch; "Marry" showing Usha Vance, and "Kill" showing Pope Francis looking up in fear at what appears to be JD Vance. Found via @patriottakes (but wanted to post with alt text).

At least I can thank the current stock market crisis for finally getting @charlesschwab.bsky.social to give me the option of hold music instead of financial updates.

We are $2,000 short of being able to buy a new (to us) car out right, so every commission helps!

Since we're still on the hook for the totaled car we'd rather not have another car payment.

I wish Pope Francis had died without ever seeing JD Vance. Like he'd rather die than hang out with you, bro.

Happy birthday Tim Curry, here he is saying space like nobody else could for a Command and Conquer advert #TimCurry

Who is the target audience they're hoping to sway, by letting them know that cotton candy is FAT FREE

a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding an arrow in her hand . ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding an arrow in her hand .

To the other moms who are also trying to work on their laptops from the lobby of Sky Zone during Spring Break...

I don't know what timeline I'm on where Bernie Sanders shows up at Coachella

Category is: Pokémon that look like sex toys

YES 👇👇👇

Category is: Pokémon that offend churchgoers