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PRE-RELEASE EXCLUSIVE
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Actual Release: April 2nd

TO commemorate the GOOD MORNING freestyle going viral a year ago today:
I have an EXCLUSIVE BANDCAMP RELEASE for sale here: LynzoTheHeartthrob.BANDCAMP.com

All Streaming Services Release Date is 04/02/2026
ALSO if you wait til 04/03 to BUY it- I will receive 100% of the sales the First Friday!

This has gone so viral there are people reposting it on Instagram w/out tagging me. I’m currently booking studio time bc I built a song around this lol

I had to down so many cold meds this past week :/ hope u feel better soon!

Chicago wind gauge

Okay! And April 2nd she’ll be strea****!! Oop!

Maybe you can stop in New York on the way home! Honey will be playing NY soon!

I think I need to make my own “dirty soda.” Something in the air is whispering to meee
Altho I’m not a soda pop girlie so options are:
-maybe I’ll grab olipop & cold foam!
-juice, soda water, + cold foam
-juice, soda water, cold foam, vanilla extract

I love Chicago, all its people, art, and herstory! That was such a cute, free lil vibey yday! If you didn’t come out, I hope your 312 day was at least warm!!

ft local icons @dear-jamie.bsky.social @eraseaaron.bsky.social @justbangbang.bsky.social !

312 day was a kiiii indeeeeeed

Oh, you thought 312 Day was gonna be chill? Cute. ICYMI: We’re taking over @elstonelectric.bsky.social at @saltshedchicago.bsky.social from 6PM–midnight and turning it into a full-blown Chicago love fest. @lynzotheheartthrob.bsky.social on hosting duties.
RSVP now! t.dostuffmedia.com/t/c/s/380624

HEY YALL!!
312 Day is This Week and YOURS TRULY IS HOSTING!
It’s FREE!
AT SALT SHED!
Come dance, play games, & Hang with The Mayor- With Me!!

There is a dispensary sponsorship btw *wink wink*

I’m gonna kiiiii with the mayor tomorrow that’s crazy

i kinda got a crush on u — i- i kinda got a crush on u

verifiable certifiable thoroughly blastable bop @lynzotheheartthrob.bsky.social

Thankies!!

Being friendly with local bakery trade is extremely lynzo budget friendly

HEY YALL!!
312 Day is This Week and YOURS TRULY IS HOSTING!
It’s FREE!
AT SALT SHED!
Come dance, play games, & Hang with The Mayor- With Me!!

There is a dispensary sponsorship btw *wink wink*

Lmfaooo

I kinda got crush on you

Just made roasted tomato & garlic whipped feta

Notes: needed more garlic; tore tho

pouty mcpouterson

chicago rapid responders report ice abducted two people from the parking lot of the home depot at kimball/addison about 10:15 a.m. this morning. witnesses say feds were driving three suvs.

rapid responders in wheeling, illinois, also confirm ice abducted someone in the area shortly after 9 a.m.

Im with syl on this one. In order to let go, you must lock in

I literally can’t wait for y’all’s Debut

omg did y’all hear about this 😱😱😱

That’s how many job apps I’m coming across- like yes sweetie I need you to apply for this PA job for a queer director, thats gonna be two weeks in June and pays well

Im so unemployed I been sending other people job opportunities that fit their experience and pay well lmao

I’m hoping for you bc that’s actually crazy and I’m hoping it’s like Ticketmaster and there were bots