Jemima McHennessy🌈💚

i abandoned yall again, sorry, just enjoying x lite (somehow), beefing some bigot and contemplating why the fuck i remember almost zilch from before the age of 7 and about 50% maybe of 7-13 🥰

fast wifi when its time to be fast:

i need a red iphone so bad, iphone 13 reddddd 🤤

😭

I couldn't if i tried ❤️

my names not actually Jemima lol its Dan

Hot Take: Netflix Films have better music than Disney Films

A glow in the dark EXS condom

WHY DO WE HAVE GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS UN LIVING ROOM

it really is, its smoother, loads a bit slower, but also has tweet scheduling which us super convenient if i wanna have tweets throughout the whole day instead of sending like 592772 in 2 hours

the twitter pwa is way better than the native app, prove me wrong

shhh

good, ads in a paid service are stupid (looking at you disney plus)

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

i cant be the only one who cant drive or ride a bike in my imagination coz any time i brake or go over a bump i just do a front flip right?

me holding a lighter that is slightly broken making the flame shoot super high

I love fire so much, shes so pretty 😍

Imagine not having a built in bongo

HONESTLY, its so funny 😭

MORE TATE MCRAE YESSS

WHAT THE FUCK BAHAJAHAH

nah i mean the stuff ir says and the "ads" at the bottom 😭 i love it sm

a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall ALT: a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall

why do old people laugh when i say i pay taxes do yhey not realise you pay tax on stuff that you buy

thats just discord for ya

FUCK YEAH BROTHAAAAA 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

Carrot weather telling me the weather in my area is 13 degrees celsius, claiming "Abandon all hope ye who venture out into this weather". at ghe bottom of the screen there is a fake ad for "a **FREE** sexbot"

what is this fuck ass weather app man 😭

oh what the fuck

this a really good article and insight, well done Sky News

oh no..

cant set it up in my room until the 1st of december, but had my first taste and boy is it delicious 😋

ITS TIIIIIIME

in about 4 hours this wont be the only big tv in my house, and in about 25 days this won't be the only big tv *in use* at my house 🥳