Dexter Morgan

Shawarma is really good. You should try shawarma.

My tools :3

Because somebody wasn’t in the proper mindset to dispose of them correctly.

Here at the East Coast Meteorological Confrence in Tampa! good times

@bloodslides.bsky.social my dog is 15. His name is Dexter Morgan. Loved the show in the beginning… this new one not so good

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender: "You again? Are you an alcoholic?"

Horse: "I don't think I am."

Poof! The horse disappears.

You see, this joke is funny because Renee Descartes said "I think, therefore I am."

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

Cat memes are integral to the upkeep of a socially acceptable persona.

Uni :3

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

It’s cold outside. An excellent excuse to wear gloves, and cover every inch of skin.

:// Walter White be making like every mistake 💀 Dexter could take him light work no reaction

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I wouldn’t say it hurts to look at the broken families of my victims—because I know the families are better off without them—but it almost pangs a flash of guilt to see them throw empty casket funerals.

I wish I could confess to the spouses of the murderers on my table what they’ve been married to.

a woman is covering her face with her hand while sitting in a crowd . ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hand while sitting in a crowd .

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One of Dexter's few exceptions to the Code of Harry was Nathan Martens, a man who was convicted of molesting a young girl. Dexter did not take the time to set up a kill room, instead garroting the man around the neck in his home, before stealing a carton of milk and allowing the corpse to rot.

A video game where you kill people? Why would anybody ever play that? Why would you ever want to experience that? The very concept is revolting. Shame on you.

His handshake; firm, cold, articulate. One of his nails drags into your hand and scratches it, and immediately he pulls out a handkerchief to parse the blood.

It’s all too fast.

He pockets the napkin.

The name “Bay Harbor Butcher” is disingenuous. I’m not a butcher, nor have I continued to dump bodies into Bay Harbor. I take pride in what I do.

Dexter is really a normal guy.

author is WAY too into tying people down

Thanksgiving. A ghastly Hallmark holiday about the deception and murder of natives, taught to children as a celebration of union.

And they get turkey.

Nobody important or notable I imagine.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘙𝘺𝘥𝘦𝘳
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 (1986)

adult themes such as having a favorite kitchen appliance and back pain

no one else may see the vision but i see the vision