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@eyeteeth.bsky.social

cautiously optimistic, like a cat that's found a cardboard box

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Turning ingredients into a meal is just supposed to trick you into eating them more. If individual ingredients are more palatable to you, go ham on that sliced deli meat idgaf

15.10.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel itโ€”pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

15.10.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11271    ๐Ÿ” 1413    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 278    ๐Ÿ“Œ 139

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

14.10.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5839    ๐Ÿ” 3269    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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I love portfolio day.. #PortfolioDay

14.10.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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POLITICO: โ€œ.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and โ€˜the watermelon peopleโ€™ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

14.10.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9480    ๐Ÿ” 4792    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 827    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1468
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Why hello, #PortfolioDay

Portfolio: prisbampoh.squarespace.com
Private Commissions: forms.gle/32hcSzEHTgHU...
Email: bampohp@gmail.com

14.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 390    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances

It reads:

"This man is your FRIEND


He fights for FREEDOM"

The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG

WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances It reads: "This man is your FRIEND He fights for FREEDOM" The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG

09.10.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4852    ๐Ÿ” 1454    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians

Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians

Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians https://theonion.com/judge-orders-columbus-statue-removed-and-melted-down-in-1851178112/

13.10.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1768    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Everyday is Indigenous Peoples Day but today we say FUCK COLUMBUS just a little louder.

Non-natives, a great way to acknowledge this day is to donate to Indigenous Led organizations that support and benefit Indigenous People directly.

13.10.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Chappell Roan photo study #procreate #digitalart

13.10.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 597    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It infuriates me that as human-made porn is being increasingly censored across the board, AI porn is not only allowed, but celebrated. And AI porn exists because of stolen content from non-consenting, unpaid human pornographers. It's maddening.

13.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2234    ๐Ÿ” 979    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Nails with little ghosts

Nails with little ghosts

Nails with little ghosts

Nails with little ghosts

Gill & Ghoul and their little friends

12.10.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

T for T couples that transitioned after they were already together/married is so funny to me. Yeah you saw them get on HRT and got hit with the fomo, huh? You saw the power of HRT and went "fuck it, me too", huh? ๐Ÿ˜†

12.10.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, in war-ravaged Portlandโ€ฆ

12.10.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawings of Clark Kent and Superman, referenced from photos from the behind-the-scenes clips of the 2025 movie.

Drawings of Clark Kent and Superman, referenced from photos from the behind-the-scenes clips of the 2025 movie.

help why is he so fun to draw (photos refs in the thread!)
#superman2025 #dccomics

12.10.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 189    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Watercolor illustration of a bunch of colorful pumpkins, with a beige striped cat sleeping on top of them curled up into a ball, slightly resembling the round pumpkins itself.

Watercolor illustration of a bunch of colorful pumpkins, with a beige striped cat sleeping on top of them curled up into a ball, slightly resembling the round pumpkins itself.

Thatโ€™s such a fluffy, sleepy pumpkin ๐Ÿงก

#art #cozyart #caturday

11.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4020    ๐Ÿ” 1402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

NaNo's founder & a few others have launched NaNo 2.0, a simplified version of nanowrimo that now lets you set your own goal. You're still welcome to tag us for fun & pineapples, but please check out @nano2point0.bsky.social

11.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Frog serves Toad a nice big slice of cake.

From "The Corner"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*

Frog serves Toad a nice big slice of cake. From "The Corner" In *Frog and Toad All Year*

โ€œWas it there?โ€ asked Toad.

11.10.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Have had this friend long enough that I saw their deadname on an old flyer for an event we had in school and was left wondering who the fuck that was.

11.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Q: How does the order define anti-American?

A: They canโ€™t tell you. That would ruin the surprise.

Q: How does the order define anti-American? A: They canโ€™t tell you. That would ruin the surprise.

What To Know About NSPM-7 https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-nspm-7/

10.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1913    ๐Ÿ” 310    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Coworker whiplashed after figuring out how quickly I read books. I hate to say it, but, uh, you get good at what you do on the regular.

10.10.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gouache illustration of a black cat wearing a scarf with various geometric patterns on it. The scarf is in warm shades with some green accents.

Gouache illustration of a black cat wearing a scarf with various geometric patterns on it. The scarf is in warm shades with some green accents.

Cozy and stylish โœจ

#art #cuteart #gouache

09.10.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1761    ๐Ÿ” 580    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Normally dressed father, mildly costumed teenagers, DEEPLY costumed mother...

10.10.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Women's cosplays will be an intricately painted Darth Maul with prosthetic horns and detailed outfits, and men will be either a) knight with HUGE wicked armor or b) John Constantine

09.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A drawing of black cats playing in a pile of pumpkins

A drawing of black cats playing in a pile of pumpkins

pumpkin patch #art (wallpapers below!)

09.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3989    ๐Ÿ” 1202    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Thatโ€™s... insane.

09.10.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 364    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree

Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree

Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree https://theonion.com/area-man-has-far-greater-knowledge-of-marvel-universe-t-1819571080/

08.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1572    ๐Ÿ” 199    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 120

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