𝙸𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝙼𝙴 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙰𝙱𝙾𝚅𝙴 !

[REINITALIZING]

[ERROR!]

[CONNECTING..]

????: I swear. I saw it. Just for a split second, I saw it and I can't get it out of my damn head. I

????: It was warm.. but so cold. Flat, dimensional, moving, still, irritated, calm.

ACCEPTED.

TESTING..

HELLO! I AM COPPY!

[INITALIZING WEATHER..]

SKY ABNORMAL.

[CONNECTED!]

Meph. 4: Uhh.. I don't recognize this contact? Who is this?

Self: THIS IS AN AUTOMATIC CALL. YOU MAY SPEAK TO YOUR DIALER NOW.

??: Oohoohoo! It seems like someone has a secret admirer!

3gs: Heh.. can't keep the four-man down, right?

Meph. 4: Be quiet.. Who is this?

[PHYSICAL PRESENCE NOT FOUND. DEPLOYING LONG-DISTANCE CONNECTION SUBROUTINE ]

[CONNECTING...]

SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOUR THINKING SKILLS!

[CONNECTING CALL...]

[INTERRUPTED!]

TT: Hey, I don't know who this is but I need you to quit playing games!

Fan: Yeah! If you send our robot on a wild goose chase after someone who isn't hear it might just end up somewhere-

[RECONNECTING..]

[CONTINUE?]

[Y/N]

ROSES RARELY GROW WITHOUT THORNS

CORRECTED.

[USER RECOGNIZED.]

HELLO, USER.. YOU CLOSELY ALIGN WITH THE SIGNATURE OF "BASEBALL". IS THIS CORRECT?

OJ: Wh- what? I don't.. I don't want anything to do with this right now. I'm busy..

Self: YOU WERE DIALED. RESPONSE REQUESTED.

OJ: Oh, uhm.. Hey! Is there.. somebody there? "Designation: moth"?

I AM [DESIGNATION-REQUIRED. SUBSTITUTING...] SELF.

OJ PROTOCOL ACTIVATED.

PLEASE WAIT...

[INTERNAL LOG.]

[INTERACTIONS INTERNALLY TO BE SHARED VIA SOCIALS.]

DESIGNATION... SELF.

SELF REQUIRES DESIGNATION.

DIALING USERS...

DESIGNATION SUGGESTIONS?

[INITIALIZING.. ERROR! SCAN INCOMPLETE.]

??: It's... wrong.

?: What do you mean it's *wrong*?

??: I mean.. hell, man. When has the sky ever looked like this to you? And why in 4's green earth is it so.. warm?

?: I think you need to talk to a doctor.

??: Whatever, dude..

[INITIALIZING...]

[INTERACTION CONFIRMED.]

"MOTH - ANYTHING THAT IS NOT A BUTTERFLY."

HELLO!

Self: WEATHER TYPE: UNIDENTIFIED.

TT: Ooh! You can ignore environmental diagnostics for now. Focus on the islanders, kay?

Self: UNDERSTOOD.

#InanimateInsanity

#OSC

[TAGS APPLIED BY SELF.]

TT: Alright, little guy. You should have everyone registered in that little chip of yours. Who's this?

Self: ISLANDER-F.. "FAN". EXCITED, KIND.

[FAN PLAYFULLY FLAPS HIS HAND.]

Fan: Oh stop it, you flatterer!

TT: It currently doesn't have much of a sense of self.. it'll be influenced by it's interactions with the audience, I figure.. right now it's just observing

Fan: Ooh! Fun!

- too intrusive.. the others said they'd allow it space. Right now it only exists in this camera though.

[THE TWO PAUSE, TT GRABS HOLD OF THE CAMERA.]

TT: Would you like to introduce yourself?

Self: HELLO, CREATOR.

[FAN CHEERS, CLAPPING GENTLY.]

Fan: Would you look at that?!

[BEGINNING LOG..]

TT: Aha! There we go..

Fan: Great! ... What exactly did you do?

TT: I created an AI capable of documenting our experiences on the island, silly. You said you wanted more hands-on experience with your blog, right?

Fan: Oh! Yeah! Of course!

[FAN SMILES]

TT: It shouldn't be-