The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4

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FUNKO IS DYING
RETWEET TO MAKE IT DIE FASTER

Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this

50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago

What we're watching: A new take on "Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

COL. KURTZ: fetch me my tape recorder... i must inform those bureaucrats at headquarters of my snail dream

Kaye @kaye@cathode.church Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. A vital shift is underway in juicing. The Juicero is no longer optional. It's tomorrow's future, today. 40% of jobs are impacted by the Juicero. The Juicero isn't the future, it's a present necessity. Nobody hand-juices anymore. To hand-juice is like an impairment. Everyone must now focus on the delegation and the verification of a juice. We become less juice producers and more juice enablers. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. We are burning every forest and poisoning every river to produce more Juiceros. You will become obsolete if you don't get on the Juicero bandwagon. Students must not be taught how to hand-juice. 80% of jobs will be lost to the Juicero. Students must be taught to exclusively focus on how to collaborate with the Juicero. Education must focus on orchestrating agentic Juicero systems. The Juicero is inevitable. Adopt the Juicero or be left behind. Adapt or risk becoming obsolete. As the Juicero rapidly advances toward automating up to 90% of juicing, the skills that will matter most include juice design, Juicero fluency, juice delegation, and juice quality assurance. 110% of jobs have been replaced by the Juicero.

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The chopper meme, with the characters replaced with Garak and Bashir from Deep Space Nine. Panel 1: Garak as the chopper dad, saying "WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE GRAPHIC FOR CHILDREN, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?". Panel 2: Bashir as chopper son, saying "BUT THE POINT IS, IF YOU LIE ALL THE TIME, NOBODY'S GOING TO BELIEVE YOU, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH". Panel 3: Garak still seated as chopper dad, saying "ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE POINT, DOCTOR?". Panel 4: Wide shot of both characters. Chopper dad Garak is standing, looking surprised in the left background. Chopper son Bashir is swinging a chair in anger, saying "OF COURSE. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?" Panel 5: chopper dad Garak standing and pointing, saying "THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL THE SAME LIE TWICE"

When Bashir told Garak about the boy who cried wolf.

I was straining yogurt and this dried smear kinda looks like Lenin

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Why don't we have anyone doing the Navy SEALS copypasta in Klingon

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

The two genders

I am not going to let this truth dissuade me from the image of Amish looking people with Kalashnikovs and red armbands

The WHAT defense force?

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

I asked the universe to take your glorious rotating ICE-Buster sandwich and put the Goldeneye 64 level select music on it

My wife delivered it

Glory to you and your efforts

I asked the universe to slap a rotating gif of an ICE Buster sandwich over the Goldeneye 64 level select music.

My wife delivered

SOUND ON

Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

the predator using his little targeting beam to try and light his way down the hall to take a leak at 2am and tripping over a bunch of skulls

biblically accurate angel who's showing a lot of cleavage: hey pal, my eyes are everywhere else

An ancient skull in the process of being exposed in an archeological site; there's a black and white checkered ruler next to it for scale.

Three combined shots of an ancient skeleton in the process of being exposed in an archeological site; there's a black and white checkered ruler next to it for scale.

An ancient cave drawing, I honestly can't tell what it's depicting other than what looks like three people, and there's a black and white checkered ruler below it for scale.

I'm always fascinated at how often archeological sites reveal remnants of mankind's rudeboy past

Can someone please add the Goldeneye 64 weapon/level select BGM to this, please and thank you

Need to get me a USSR parade dress uniform and a long-as baguette and march up and down in front of Delaney Hall

the cards bouncing all over the place after winning solitaire

this must've been so annoying before computers

🎴東方は赤く燃えている!!🎴
THE EAST IS BURNING RED
#Gundam #ガンダム

Let the hoagies hit the feds
Let the hoagies hit the feds
Let the hoagies hit the feds

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gendo," i holler as i overturn my father's evangelion and turn the 3rd Impact into the 3rd Shit