Just Paige™

Worf is always a Mood

Me, an Italian, standing outside Olive Garden

The Eurovision Song Contest revives me once a year for two weeks like Michael Buble at Christmas

the Borscht Collective

not to be rude but I think I should get $10 for every insane text message I choose not to send

Whenever a podcast host makes a call to action to check out their Patreon page it sounds like a personal request to me, Paige, to check out their Patreon and I like that

lemme hit you with this: Spockula

Denny's spaghetti robot is the hero we all need.

The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”

Four albums that dropped in high school and defined your taste forever

the four horsemen of psychological calamity

I love Wildflower because depending on what kind of mood I'm in it makes me think of the girl who broke my heart this summer or the one who makes me feel threatened in my current situation, either way I'm having a Bad Time

there are two wolves inside me

yall my spotify wrapped is so unhinged this year

My favorite part of Dragon Age Veilguard is the awkward real-time elevator rides

Roses are red,
Grapes have a vine,

I'm conflicted about what Spotify thinks of me

"Write an 11th Commandment"

I don't know why I even know about the Subaru BRAT but I need it back asap

Star Trek loves a fuck ass bob

This year I realized I am wicked gay but not Wicked gay

Shout out to the only manic pixie dream boy Nino Quincampoix

thot daughter this thought daughter that, por qué no las dos?

space mom and space dad are giving you a chance to explain why you should go to art school instead of space school

look is on point today 👌

Please do not give anyone unsolicited advice full stop

There has never been a crew more on report than the crew of the USS Voyager

"pack of cigarettes" is the best 3 dimensional shape don't @ me

i love Hershey kisses and their fruity little scarves