King Constantine

It's hard man, like why do people need me? They can just generate "better art" without the neurotic artist attached, i just feel defeated by the machines.

Over 600 likes on that dudes cowboy AI image.... meanwhile im lucky if my stuff i work on for a few hours gets over 70 likes, granted it's more fetishy but still...

I think im done trying to be an adult artist on this account :/

Your cock always looks so suckable 🍆💙🦝

Republicans when the government strips healthcare away from millions of people, abducting people off the streets, letting pedos get away with the worst crimes: lol get over it

Republicans when cracker barrel changes its logo: WE MUST RISE UP AGAINST THIS TYRANNY

But also im sure it caused a huge issue with finding a stable relationship with people, because i tend to keep everyone who cares about me at an arms distance, and like im sorry, it's my own hang ups, not you 💙🦝

Randomly remembering the guy i lost my virginity to when i was younger slapped me with a stapler and embedded a staple in my flesh, also catfished TF out of me, was super manipulative, then told people i used him for sex...

But im happy to say i can't find any trace of him anywhere :3

When will they make socks 2? (It's for your armpits)

It's a very unique feeling ://3~

I don't think i could handle psychic powers and telepathy, because im sure after a week of knowing why people do the things they do i'd go around telepathically lobotomizing them.

Thinking about when i was younger and always trying to get laid around furries, there was always (well a lot of the time) some other furries who got in the way and cock blocked me, like what the fuck was your problem?!

Was it jealously? Were you just all trolls, like why??!!?

This post is meant only for the flying death orb that scans all my posts and is currently hovering outside my window: I love God. He is wonderful. I’m also chemically castrated which is great!

sketch of an anthro male giraffe sniffing a male anthro raccoons hairy armpit while gripping his hard cock in his tented jock strap while sitting on a locker room bench

"uh, so.... do i smell?"
"Huff, yeah, good!"

A red LT.john Llama laying in a lawn chair with his arms behind his head exposing his very hairy armpits that are emitting musk. His only clothing being a tank top and jockstrap that is tenting.

A purple LT.john Llama laying in a lawn chair with his arms behind his head exposing his very hairy armpits that are emitting musk. His only clothing being a tank top and jockstrap that is tenting.

A black LT.john Llama laying in a lawn chair with his arms behind his head exposing his very hairy armpits that are emitting musk. His only clothing being a tank top and jockstrap that is tenting.

Pick your llama flavor~

A very fuzzy Rocket Raccoon gets kinky with some big throbbing cocks rubbing on his hairy armpits and sweaty paw pads, which cock do you wish was yours? where would you put your hard cock first? :3~

ye, heh ://3

A very fuzzy Rocket Raccoon gets kinky with some big throbbing cocks rubbing on his hairy armpits and sweaty paw pads, which cock do you wish was yours? where would you put your hard cock first? :3~

Surprised and embarrassed Stinky wolf in briefs and a backwards cap. There are motion lines under his bulge to indicate that it's jiggling.

😳!!

#GorpArt #FurryArt

Lounging huge lion/dragon on a rug.

Join him? Commission for @jrbn.bsky.social.

Big kitty toys~

After all that exercise im sure he's covered in man smell

Hear me out.

I bet his armpits get so musky~
yes im slightly thirsting over the great value berry crunch mascot, I'm not good enough to fantasize about real men :U

The only Metal gear solid game i never played was 4, but i finally emulated it and played it this last week and like wow, i never knew it was straight up a movie with some game sprinkled in with it.

was nice feeling like i finally got closure with that series and solid snake's story though.

Yeah eventually it's just "i don't care anymore, where are the cool people i like at?"

"IT'S GREAT, IT'S GREAT, IT'S GREAT *huff huff pant* IT'S GREAT, IT'S GRRRRRRRAAAHHEEEEAaaat *huff pant* was it great for you?"

Right?

I need at least 15 coffee mana for that, i only have 7 coffee mana after roomie used coffee mana siphon =3=

Marketing knows what they're doing.... Family size is crazy work!

Would you let Tony glaze your donut hole?

Guh, roomie drank half my cold stored coffee.... im so annoyed =_=

I lived in a very rural area with very stupid adults running shit