You may not like it but this is what complying with the CFTC rules on event contracts looks like
01.03.2026 16:14 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@smtuffy.bsky.social
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You may not like it but this is what complying with the CFTC rules on event contracts looks like
01.03.2026 16:14 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yes but because it makes money on the trading, not the outcome. Itโs not making the book/market on the contracts
01.03.2026 16:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not that anyone cares anymore but this is very illegal.
01.03.2026 15:36 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 2@smtuffy.bsky.social
01.03.2026 15:32 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tough break for Byrne who probably wouldโve been on the bench this week
01.03.2026 15:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The last time the US started a war in the Middle East US securities settled T+3
01.03.2026 15:26 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Securities settle T+2 in Iran, btw
17.06.2025 17:06 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ha, yeah. Was basically a free weekend. Wasnโt that upset/worried anyway. Hard to get worked up about the 6N break game, away, in terrible weather
01.03.2026 10:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Vaxxed?
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NASDAQ is changing its rules so it can be included in theirs
27.02.2026 23:44 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Huh, yeah; and no one was happy about that.
27.02.2026 23:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah, I mean, Lockheed doesnโt have say on how its fighter jets are used.
27.02.2026 23:37 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Death Wish (2018) is no Death Wish (1974)
27.02.2026 23:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0LinkedIn?
27.02.2026 22:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Neil Sedaka, 'Breaking Up Is Hard to Do' Singer, Dead at 86
27.02.2026 22:07 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1Anthropic is gonna win the AI wars because they actually have articulated values and a mission statement in their corporate governance and that's the funniest possible way for a tech company to win any fight about anything
27.02.2026 22:01 โ ๐ 57 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Yeah, not great that Byrne got injured as well. Still, not going to doom too much about an intra 6N away game is horrible weather
27.02.2026 22:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0<sigh>
27.02.2026 21:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Listening to people refuse to use LLMโs is mad to me because an entire generation below you will use them because they will grow up with them
Similar to people hating email , excel or google search, smart phones.
But look, cool if you want to fully read the email chain you just got tagged in.
Nerts
27.02.2026 20:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0lmao, no they donโt
27.02.2026 20:31 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It will be very funny when the admin does a very ham fisted fake AI moon landing
27.02.2026 19:17 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
paramount is paying 63% more than its initial bid, ~250% more than where the stock was trading before its bid
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
Itโs like 14 pints, very doable. The hardest part is the run an how much time that takes
27.02.2026 18:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I know right?
27.02.2026 15:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0