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Johnathan B

@johnathancraig.bsky.social

Head writer for Uncle Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers. Also, Keeper of the Deodorant Key #WDE

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If we don’t let this thing no one wants ruin things people love then the thing no one wants will go away

26.05.2025 14:05 — 👍 916    🔁 183    💬 47    📌 2
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Archibald: Why dogs deserve obituaries He reminded me that we all have a lot more in common than we think.

I swore I would never be one of those columnists who writes about me pets.

But dammit, sometimes the world needs you to write about your pets. Hope you'll read this one.

www.al.com/news/2025/04...

16.04.2025 19:49 — 👍 63    🔁 16    💬 16    📌 8

Lmao

04.04.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Funniest gemstones yet

31.03.2025 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Normally, I enjoy getting to shit all over #Bama, but they had one hell of an impressive season! They should be proud. They've been fun to watch all season even if I was cheering against them in every game.

30.03.2025 03:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah. We're gonna lose.

29.03.2025 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man. I was only a little nervous before the game. I'm terrified at the half.

29.03.2025 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Rangers are offering just over 2 feet of burrito for $36.

25.03.2025 23:03 — 👍 140    🔁 10    💬 13    📌 26

This is the way

25.03.2025 23:18 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Ah, yes, the ever cumbersome Ashley Furniture ankle monitor.

18.03.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

White lotus. Gemstones. Gonna be a good night.

10.03.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

War Damn Eagle 🏀

01.03.2025 21:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The rest of the league got good & Kentucky became a poverty program.

Follow this account for more sportz skeetz.

01.03.2025 20:40 — 👍 30    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

My pumpkins? Smashing.

27.02.2025 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty much sums it up

27.02.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

War Eagle. That was too close.

20.02.2025 04:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

War damn eagle

15.02.2025 23:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me either local police.

12.02.2025 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just did it myself.
Just because.

12.02.2025 01:35 — 👍 1772    🔁 493    💬 212    📌 59

I just did this. You should too.

12.02.2025 01:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck yeah he does

10.02.2025 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you had told me last week Kenny Pickett would be taking snaps in the Super Bowl….

10.02.2025 03:07 — 👍 1048    🔁 41    💬 12    📌 6

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

10.02.2025 03:00 — 👍 20145    🔁 2139    💬 166    📌 135

Eagles wow

10.02.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently

09.02.2025 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK dunkin

09.02.2025 23:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Terrible call

09.02.2025 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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