Hey, I know I haven’t been on here in a hot second but I’m really needing help.
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Hey, I know I haven’t been on here in a hot second but I’m really needing help.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-zo-an...
All-ahn-zoh is how this guy pronounced it I think?
Still thinking about the customer that asked me if Zo was short for Alonzo
I’m so high but god I love my partners
It’s surgery day, I’m running off 4-5 hours of sleep, and I haven’t eaten solid food in like 29 hours let’s fucking GO
I’m on a clear liquid diet today (pending surgery) and honestly the worst part of this is knowing there’s good food in the fridge. I have waffle fries whispering to me from the freezer.
“Zo what’s your secret to losing weight” it’s having a doctor that, ironically enough, didn’t just chalk my bad health up to my weight.
The worst part about having a planned Major Life Event is the waiting
I had beef with god before all this. Now he must beg me for mercy.
“But your chromosomes-“ buddy do you even know your own???
Get you a partner who’s happy to call you their best friend
Shitposting 24/7