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@cyanidefoxx.bsky.social

Shitposter, artist, will fight god if given the chance.

14 Followers  |  21 Following  |  12 Posts  |  Joined: 11.01.2025  |  1.6272

Latest posts by cyanidefoxx.bsky.social on Bluesky

All-ahn-zoh is how this guy pronounced it I think?

13.02.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still thinking about the customer that asked me if Zo was short for Alonzo

13.02.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so high but god I love my partners

01.02.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s surgery day, I’m running off 4-5 hours of sleep, and I haven’t eaten solid food in like 29 hours let’s fucking GO

30.01.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m on a clear liquid diet today (pending surgery) and honestly the worst part of this is knowing there’s good food in the fridge. I have waffle fries whispering to me from the freezer.

29.01.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œZo what’s your secret to losing weight” it’s having a doctor that, ironically enough, didn’t just chalk my bad health up to my weight.

29.01.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part about having a planned Major Life Event is the waiting

27.01.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had beef with god before all this. Now he must beg me for mercy.

25.01.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBut your chromosomes-β€œ buddy do you even know your own???

22.01.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get you a partner who’s happy to call you their best friend

11.01.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shitposting 24/7

11.01.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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