Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large*

Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large*

@smohq.bsky.social

A snark of light in a sea of darkness. Oxford Comma enthusiast. William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. MCM artist. NFA. MSTie. Utah Phillips. The poodle bites. Nuck Fazis. *Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.

3,220 Followers 2,599 Following 2,887 Posts Joined Nov 2024
10 hours ago

Didn’t think that needed a sarcasm or a /s, but, I was being SOO sarcastic.

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13 hours ago
A post reads: “The war is ending soon and the war is just beginning, also there is no war.”
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14 hours ago

But her laugh.

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14 hours ago

The Predident calling you a rotten reporter is as good as a Pulitzer. Congratulations, and thank you!

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14 hours ago
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14 hours ago

But healthcare doesn’t kill as many of the browns and poors.

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18 hours ago
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“For us, it turned out to be easier than we thought.”

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18 hours ago

Can’t believe I used to hang out with this guy.

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19 hours ago

Target is so far in my rear-view mirror that even if they realized their errors, apologized, and went FULL GAY and “Target, for one, welcomes our new DEI overlords” I will never set foot beyond the giant red balls outside their doors.

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1 day ago

No no, don’t tell me. 🙁

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Trump Didn't Once Say Republicans Are the 'Dumbest Group of Voters' We first wrote about the quote in 2015.

Actually, it is fake news. He never said that.

www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...

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1 day ago

Ouch.

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1 day ago
Some old hippie holding a sign that reads, "Who are the Epstein 'Philes?" 

Sign materials: Acid-free foam core board, orange, teal, and black sharpie ink. All purchased and created by some old hippie. George Soros contributed nothing to this protester, although some old hippie probably wouldn't say no if George Soros offered.

Never stop asking:

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1 day ago

Woke Mapping probably got the Fauci Ouchie.

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1 day ago

Oops, accidentally deleted that reply. I understand your point, I’m just exhausted from all the bad deeds on one side, and good words on the other.

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1 day ago

“With haste, fetcheth my vellum scroll, my feathered quill, and my inkpot, I have an admonishing screed to pen!”

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1 day ago

“With haste, fetcheth my vellum scroll, my feathered quill, and my inkpot, I have an admonishing screed to pen!”

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1 day ago

Oooh, a letter. That’ll get their attention.

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1 day ago

*blows ship’s whistle*

TOOT TOOT

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2 days ago
Some old hippie holding a sign that reads, "Who are the Epstein 'Philes?" 

Sign materials: Acid-free foam core board, orange, teal, and black sharpie ink. All purchased and created by some old hippie. George Soros contributed nothing to this protester, although some old hippie probably wouldn't say no if George Soros offered.
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2 days ago

👭➡️🎲

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

JD Vance is such a disgrace. He didn't even wear his funeral hat to the dignified transfer of fallen US soldier Sgt. Benjamin N. Pennington.

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2 days ago
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a woman is wearing a plaid shirt and making a sorry face . Alt: Kristen Bell in a blue plaid shirt, shrugging. The word SORRY is displayed underneath.

Sorry everyone. I guess I HAVE been overreacting for the past ten years.

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2 days ago

Kat Abughazaleh took a kid's tricycle in Reno once, just to watch him cry.

She then threw the trike into a white Jeep and drove away.

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2 days ago

Is Garber to become Special Envoy to the SHIELD of Socials?

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2 days ago

*whew* Thank goodness we didn’t elect the genocide lady with the laugh.

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