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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large*

@smohq.bsky.social

A snark of light in a sea of darkness. Oxford Comma enthusiast. William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. MCM artist. NFA. MSTie. Utah Phillips. The poodle bites. Nuck Fazis. *Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.

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Yay, new burn book insults! Bondi’s little β€œI know I am but what are you” Cliffs notes.

04.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huzzah! And kudos!
A truly well-deserved recognition.

04.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Some old hippie holding a sign that reads, "Who are the Epstein 'Philes?" 

Sign materials: Acid-free foam core board, orange, teal, and black sharpie ink. All purchased and created by some old hippie. George Soros contributed nothing to this protester, although some old hippie probably wouldn't say no if George Soros offered.

Some old hippie holding a sign that reads, "Who are the Epstein 'Philes?" Sign materials: Acid-free foam core board, orange, teal, and black sharpie ink. All purchased and created by some old hippie. George Soros contributed nothing to this protester, although some old hippie probably wouldn't say no if George Soros offered.

04.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it!

04.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get ready for the next distraction: Epscuador.

04.03.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Congratulations, you just passed Political Science 101. πŸ™„

03.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4624    πŸ” 1232    πŸ’¬ 241    πŸ“Œ 39
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🧐

04.03.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof, so bad I followed.

04.03.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are her charge, and I'm sure she's very proud of you.

04.03.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, never trust a man with two first names... AS ONE NAME.

04.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, the Don Jr. of Ayatollahs? Oh god, not the Eric.

04.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You want terrorism? Because that's how you get terrorism.

03.03.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#ICHI26

It Could Happen In 26.

03.03.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Predident

03.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Predident

03.03.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s not forget the little ol’ sanewashing media.

03.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I knew there was a correction coming…

02.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3126    πŸ” 1184    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 48

They're all the stupidest. They just take turns.

03.03.2026 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've flushed goldfish that were smarter.

03.03.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue jacket is sitting in a chair and saying `` to be fair ... '' ALT: a man in a blue jacket is sitting in a chair and saying `` to be fair ... ''
03.03.2026 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one could've foreseen this.

03.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4411    πŸ” 357    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 3

I miss precedented times.

03.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Benghazillion.

03.03.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Lady, you knew I was a snake when you picked me up."

03.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With random precision.

02.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/smoh...

02.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope she's safe. Why is model in quotes?

02.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This man called our courageous military personnel "suckers" and "losers" (two separate quotes from two separate instances, he never said "suckers and losers," that's pure Mandala effect). They are no more than game pieces to him (to call them pawns would imply that he could comprehend chess).

02.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

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