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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large

@smohq.bsky.social

Oxford Comma enthusiast. Reverend William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. NFA. Nuck Fazis. Alt text easter egger. *Not an attorney. What I don’t know about law could fill the Grand Canyon, yet even I know that this is all wrong.

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Post image 10.08.2025 10:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

None of these distractions are working. Who are the Epstein ‘philes, Donnie? Thank you for your attention to this wonderful secret.

10.08.2025 10:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Days Between ~ Grateful Dead - 7-27-1994 Riverport Amph., Maryland Heights, MO. (set2-08)
YouTube video by LoloYodel Days Between ~ Grateful Dead - 7-27-1994 Riverport Amph., Maryland Heights, MO. (set2-08)

🎵🎶🎵
There were days
and there were days
and there were days between
polished like a golden bowl
The finest ever seen
🎶🎵🎶

Ninth of the Days Between, so it has to be Says Between. God damn I miss you, Jerry.

youtu.be/KcVWRuv1o6M?...

10.08.2025 06:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought ethics scandals were how you landed a job in this administration.

09.08.2025 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Grateful Dead [4k Remaster]  Stella Blue - Winterland 1974
YouTube video by Christopher Hazard Grateful Dead [4k Remaster] Stella Blue - Winterland 1974

“In the end, there's still that song
Comes crying like the wind
Down every lonely street
That's ever been.”

Eighth of the Days Between.
💙💙💙
Thank you, Jerry, for your music, and thank you for the heart-warming and heart-wrenching lyrics you penned with Robert Hunter.
💙💙💙

youtu.be/x65DQgGbqIc?...

08.08.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol at @evanscotthbc.bsky.social requiring a better take than George Carlin. He was one of the few great social satirists of our generation, with unmatched intelligence and wit, YOU do better.

08.08.2025 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

With RFK Jr dismantling health sciences and eliminating vaccine research, it’s like the Purge every day, in slow motion.

08.08.2025 21:27 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you for your attention to this wonderful secret.

08.08.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you, professor.
💙💚💙

08.08.2025 06:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do not like fascism, Uncle Sam-I-Am.
Not on my streets, not under my feet.
Not at the Resty Raunts where people meet to eat.
I do not like fascism, Uncle Sam-I-Am, I do NOT think it’s neat.
Not even tucked into boxes,
Or pushed way back in high shelves.
I invite every fascist alive
To kindly go f

07.08.2025 23:17 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Aaaand, that’s 300 characters, folks, goodnight! 😁

07.08.2025 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do not like fascism, Uncle Sam-I-Am.
Not on my streets, not under my feet.
Not at the Resty Raunts where people meet to eat.
I do not like fascism, Uncle Sam-I-Am, I do NOT think it’s neat.
Not even tucked into boxes,
Or pushed way back in high shelves.
I invite every fascist alive
To kindly go f

07.08.2025 23:17 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Goes hand in hand with erasing parts of the constitution as if it were written on an Etch-a-Sketch.

07.08.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Petri dish of molds. Kinda gross, but preferable to the brotriarchy culture currently spreading toxic spores throughout the world.

A Petri dish of molds. Kinda gross, but preferable to the brotriarchy culture currently spreading toxic spores throughout the world.

“Defend your culture”

I’ll defend the fuck out of *this* culture over your Chicken McNuge, Confederate LARPer, Beating cops with Thin Blue Line flags, “88” tattooed, Afraid Boys, Charlie Kirk Circle Jerk, reawakened C.H.U.D. “culture”
EVERY.
FUCKING.
TIME.

07.08.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The constitution was not written on an Etch-a-Sketch!

07.08.2025 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Row Jimmy (Live at Barton Hall, Cornell University, Ithaca, NY 5/8/77)
YouTube video by Grateful Dead - Topic Row Jimmy (Live at Barton Hall, Cornell University, Ithaca, NY 5/8/77)

🎼🎵🎶🎵
That's the way it's been in town
Ever since they tore the juke box down
Two-bit piece don't buy no more
Not so much as it done before.
🎵🎶🎵

Seventh of the Days Between. Yes I’m choosing songs that make me tear up, it’s hard to celebrate a life without tears.

NFA ❤️⚡️💙

youtu.be/pFQLzHtHXng?...

07.08.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field Alt: Lucy van Pelt pulls the football away at the last second as Charlie Brown runs to kick it. Again.

You give your self, including the possibility of losing your life, in the service of your country, only to have any benefit of your giving everything, -let me repeat that, EVERYTHING- pulled out from under you. Worse, being pulled out from under you by a draft dodging, traitorous, treasonous, felon.

07.08.2025 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who are the Epstein ‘philes? Thank you for your attention to this wonderful secret.

07.08.2025 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shame to his great family’s name, RFK Jr. is enacting the Purge, only every day, and in slow motion (at the beginning, anyway).

07.08.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Culture.

07.08.2025 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Our entryway, complete with newly installed fairy door and stairs.

Our entryway, complete with newly installed fairy door and stairs.

Full pic of the entryway:

07.08.2025 00:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Red Fairy door above the baseboard of our entryway, set upon a staircase made of blackberry bush stems and gravel from the garden.

Red Fairy door above the baseboard of our entryway, set upon a staircase made of blackberry bush stems and gravel from the garden.

Fusk, Truck, & Mump now has a fairy door in our entryway. The stairs are made out of blackberry bush stems, and the stonework is gravel from the garden, tediously picked through and glued as closely together as I could manage to a foam board framework. The fairies love it, and now want a window.
💙💚💙

07.08.2025 00:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This entire administration is a coding error.

06.08.2025 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Grateful Dead - Black Peter - New Years 12-31-85
YouTube video by splaif Grateful Dead - Black Peter - New Years 12-31-85

Day six of the Days Between. This song contains my all time favorite line:

“See here how everything lead up to this day
And it’s just like any other day
That’s ever been
Sun goin’ up and then, the sun it goin’ down
Shine thru my window
And my Friends they come around”

youtu.be/vSFEomvkAPQ?...

06.08.2025 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s The Purge, only every day, in slow motion.

06.08.2025 03:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag

Or…

06.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
What a Waste of Energy!
YouTube video by goop What a Waste of Energy!

youtu.be/fjMRVmbdzK8?...

06.08.2025 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lying liar lies, “Twump is innocent!”

06.08.2025 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` you don 't say '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` you don 't say '' .
06.08.2025 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kennedy wants to start “investing in better solutions.” He provided no details on what those technologies might be.

Among technologies being considered are: Bloodletting, cocaine to wake up the blood, heroin to soothe the too-awake blood, raw milk, raw chicken, roadkill, and asbestos toothpaste.

06.08.2025 00:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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