Yay, new burn book insults! Bondiβs little βI know I am but what are youβ Cliffs notes.
04.03.2026 21:20 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@smohq.bsky.social
A snark of light in a sea of darkness. Oxford Comma enthusiast. William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. MCM artist. NFA. MSTie. Utah Phillips. The poodle bites. Nuck Fazis. *Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.
Yay, new burn book insults! Bondiβs little βI know I am but what are youβ Cliffs notes.
04.03.2026 21:20 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Huzzah! And kudos!
A truly well-deserved recognition.
Some old hippie holding a sign that reads, "Who are the Epstein 'Philes?" Sign materials: Acid-free foam core board, orange, teal, and black sharpie ink. All purchased and created by some old hippie. George Soros contributed nothing to this protester, although some old hippie probably wouldn't say no if George Soros offered.
04.03.2026 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love it!
04.03.2026 19:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get ready for the next distraction: Epscuador.
04.03.2026 11:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulations, you just passed Political Science 101. π
03.03.2026 22:44 β π 4624 π 1232 π¬ 241 π 39π§
04.03.2026 02:27 β π 8 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Oof, so bad I followed.
04.03.2026 00:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You are her charge, and I'm sure she's very proud of you.
04.03.2026 00:12 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, never trust a man with two first names... AS ONE NAME.
04.03.2026 00:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So, the Don Jr. of Ayatollahs? Oh god, not the Eric.
04.03.2026 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You want terrorism? Because that's how you get terrorism.
03.03.2026 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#ICHI26
It Could Happen In 26.
*Predident
03.03.2026 21:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Predident
03.03.2026 14:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs not forget the little olβ sanewashing media.
03.03.2026 14:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I knew there was a correction comingβ¦
02.03.2026 21:04 β π 3126 π 1184 π¬ 57 π 48They're all the stupidest. They just take turns.
03.03.2026 07:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've flushed goldfish that were smarter.
03.03.2026 07:46 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No one could've foreseen this.
03.03.2026 02:13 β π 4411 π 357 π¬ 88 π 3I miss precedented times.
03.03.2026 02:14 β π 53 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0Benghazillion.
03.03.2026 01:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Lady, you knew I was a snake when you picked me up."
03.03.2026 01:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With random precision.
02.03.2026 23:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bsky.app/profile/smoh...
02.03.2026 22:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope she's safe. Why is model in quotes?
02.03.2026 21:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This man called our courageous military personnel "suckers" and "losers" (two separate quotes from two separate instances, he never said "suckers and losers," that's pure Mandala effect). They are no more than game pieces to him (to call them pawns would imply that he could comprehend chess).
02.03.2026 21:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Thereβs a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.
02.03.2026 20:41 β π 2780 π 517 π¬ 63 π 26