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Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large*

@smohq.bsky.social

A snark of light in a sea of darkness. Oxford Comma enthusiast. William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. MCM artist. NFA. MSTie. Utah Phillips. The poodle bites. Nuck Fazis. *Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.

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No one could've foreseen this.

03.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2978    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 3

I miss precedented times.

03.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Benghazillion.

03.03.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Lady, you knew I was a snake when you picked me up."

03.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With random precision.

02.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/smoh...

02.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope she's safe. Why is model in quotes?

02.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This man called our courageous military personnel "suckers" and "losers" (two separate quotes from two separate instances, he never said "suckers and losers," that's pure Mandala effect). They are no more than game pieces to him (to call them pawns would imply that he could comprehend chess).

02.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

02.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2494    πŸ” 460    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 24

I'd be ecstatic if it were one of the things he says will happen in two weeks.

02.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate how accurate this tweet is.

01.03.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 18706    πŸ” 5364    πŸ’¬ 420    πŸ“Œ 225
02.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the neck with a bowling ball.

02.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer a Blackberry. The buttons give it that tactile, 'analog' feel.

02.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And all the little ants are marching...

01.03.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody else miss precidented times?

01.03.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But her laugh.

01.03.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Operation Epstein FΓΌhrery

01.03.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epic Fury?
They gave this β€œoperation” (unauthorized war) the same initials as the Epstein Files? Not even a subtle distraction.

We the people still demand the full, unredacted release of the Epic Files.

28.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 931    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 9

β€œThere he is!”
β€œWhere?”
β€œThere!”
β€œWhat, behind the dove?”
β€œIt IS the dove!”

28.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Donald The Dove Hillary The Hawk Day to all who celebrate.

28.02.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 234    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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Rip and tear, until it is bun.

28.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe Troubadours” - David Welker, 2019

27.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saddened Sorbo Soundly Snubbed.

27.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect.

27.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGod never listens
To what I say.
(So very hard,)
And you don’t get a refund
If you overpray.” - Anastasio/Marshall

27.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Resisting Bitch Face

27.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Predident

27.02.2026 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi: Pam Bondi, are you guilty of anything?
Pam Bondi: No, Pam Bondi. I am not.
Pam Bondi: So....that's lunch then Pam Bondi?
Pam Bondi: Indeed it is, Pam Bondi.
Something like that.

26.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Bazinga.

26.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0