@smohq.bsky.social
A snark of light in a sea of darkness. Oxford Comma enthusiast. William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. MCM artist. NFA. MSTie. Utah Phillips. The poodle bites. Nuck Fazis. *Not an attorney. Yet even I know this is all wrong.
In the neck with a bowling ball.
02.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I prefer a Blackberry. The buttons give it that tactile, 'analog' feel.
02.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And all the little ants are marching...
01.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Anybody else miss precidented times?
01.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But her laugh.
01.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Operation Epstein Führery
01.03.2026 01:46 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Epic Fury?
They gave this “operation” (unauthorized war) the same initials as the Epstein Files? Not even a subtle distraction.
We the people still demand the full, unredacted release of the Epic Files.
“There he is!”
“Where?”
“There!”
“What, behind the dove?”
“It IS the dove!”
Happy Donald The Dove Hillary The Hawk Day to all who celebrate.
28.02.2026 08:50 — 👍 233 🔁 37 💬 3 📌 0
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Rip and tear, until it is bun.
“The Troubadours” - David Welker, 2019
27.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saddened Sorbo Soundly Snubbed.
27.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perfect.
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“God never listens
To what I say.
(So very hard,)
And you don’t get a refund
If you overpray.” - Anastasio/Marshall
*Resisting Bitch Face
27.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*Predident
27.02.2026 07:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pam Bondi: Pam Bondi, are you guilty of anything?
Pam Bondi: No, Pam Bondi. I am not.
Pam Bondi: So....that's lunch then Pam Bondi?
Pam Bondi: Indeed it is, Pam Bondi.
Something like that.
Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Bazinga.
26.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Work in progress of Kat’s cat Heater. Other works at @midcenturymeringue.bsky.social
WIP of Heater. I hope to have it off to you soon, Kat.
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Darth Vader, unmasked.
26.02.2026 07:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nobody said anything about telling the truth. This is just the 23 seconds he didn't tell a lie.
26.02.2026 07:21 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#ICHI26
26.02.2026 07:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![Stylized image of a frog wearing a red, white, and blue bandana that also might be a cape. He (or she) looks upset. Probably because the United States government is brutalizing human beings, but that might just be the opinion of the person currently typing this alt text and not of the image's creator, although the person currently typing this alt text is fairly certain that the image's creator thinks the frog is upset that the United States government is brutalizing human beings. Anyway, underneath the image of the upset-looking frog (whatever his {or her} reason for being upset may be [possibly the U.S.'s brutalization of human beings]), is emblazoned the word "HOP" - reminiscent of Shepard Fairey's iconic Barack Obama HOPE poster.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2ucur4yjzzew2m4l2jfxb7dj/bafkreiag3nlrddypust2jyh64yxm2imrnyyuebhc5u7j2w7ykznrcw6y6u@jpeg)
Stylized image of a frog wearing a red, white, and blue bandana that also might be a cape. He (or she) looks upset. Probably because the United States government is brutalizing human beings, but that might just be the opinion of the person currently typing this alt text and not of the image's creator, although the person currently typing this alt text is fairly certain that the image's creator thinks the frog is upset that the United States government is brutalizing human beings. Anyway, underneath the image of the upset-looking frog (whatever his {or her} reason for being upset may be [possibly the U.S.'s brutalization of human beings]), is emblazoned the word "HOP" - reminiscent of Shepard Fairey's iconic Barack Obama HOPE poster.
26.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's sad. We've all been there. Just know that it wouldn't hold a candle to their show at the trash fence at Burning Man.
26.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, at least the score rarely gets higher than he can count.
26.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oooh, a Bennett Cerf pull, nice.
What happens to a blue shoe if you throw it in the Red Sea?
I don't know, let's write a letter about it while waiting for the results.
Oof. That's plane hilarious.
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