Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large*

My 2025 bingo card must be broken. It’s got NONE of this shit on it.

I miss precedented times.

trump as a lit match speaking to an audience of old-time cartoon bombs with fuses.

Message from Trump, "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!

Trump reposted "HANG THEM GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD !!"

Ed O'Keefe posted, "Per @Reuters: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS, WHITE HOUSE SAYS"

DJT: "PUT SALT IN THEIR EYES."
DJT: "repost- George Washington salted his opponent's eyes regularly !!"
CBS Ministry of Truth: "TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO SALT CONGRESS MEMBERS' EYES, WHITE HOUSE SAYS"

Report: Idaho, Florida, both Carolinas, Dakotas, and one Virginia experience record salt shortages.

"And swing by McDonald's on your way."

I'm enjoying yours, hope you're enjoying mine.

Only if you dance while doing it.

ETTTTS

Comic of trump as a burning match speaking to an audience of cartoon bombs with unlit fuses.

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It's not a cross. She wears his initial.

Physicists create 'the world's smallest violin' using nanotechnology Physicists at Loughborough University have used cutting-edge nanotechnology to create what they believe may be "the world's smallest violin," which is small enough to fit within the width of a human h...

Luckily, science is there to help.

phys.org/news/2025-06...

Sure puts the fun in funeral. Let's have more fun soon.

The fact that he thinks it matters whether it was democrats or republicans that raped young children says all you need to know about him.

#IHDY

It’s not a cross. She wears tRump’s initial, is all.

a looney tunes logo with a cartoon pig on a red background ALT: a looney tunes logo with a cartoon pig on a red background

abadee abadee, that's all, humanity!

Plus being around his vaccinated kids might have given him a touch of secondhand autism.

Can we sue these 8 senators for OUR tax $ wasted on drafting this? The time spent working on this obvious grift? How many lawyers' billable hours? How many secretaries, clerks, rewrites, lunch meetings did WE pay for so they could try to sue TAXPAYERS over investigations into their crimes?

But her laugh.

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I mean, everything worked out so well for Jussie Smollett, didn't it?

YouTube video by waynerichmond The World is Mad (Bright Blue Gorilla)

I'm tired, boss. So overwhelmed I can't even snark.
But I'll continue, as my best Friend Al used to say, onward and awkward.

I think we can all agree the world is mad, so here's Bright Blue Gorilla.

youtu.be/ozTkao-BPmY?...

Damn Jake is slipping. Cowardly legacy media. He just needs to show the courage to say it to her face, live in front of the world: Joe Biden is old.

Prince Bonesaw and President Plane Crash Camacho on their thrones of lies, blood, and hate.

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?

But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.

But that's just me

*bunker

Hell, it's doing nothing for the stereotype that people suck, either.

Robert Stack smiling.

Robert Stack smiling.