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Enjoy every sandwich. ๐Ÿ”” Philly ๐ŸŸ Fishtown https://colinsent.me/ https://instagram.com/hoagie.fun/

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I can't explain it but Grungo Law has a dark energy to it

09.08.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought the bear was playing an arcade machine

08.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet they have a JBL speaker

08.08.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lots of tech companies use misleading graphs in their presentations but OpenAI's have to be the funniest I've ever seen. This is in the section about how their ACCURACY is improving and includes 52.8 being way more than 69.1 which is equal to 30.8.

08.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Death penalty

08.08.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice animations made with care. Nothing jarringly snaps into place.

08.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect! Iโ€™ve changed all of the text to bright white. The text is now clear and readable on the background!

08.08.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot overstate how much this lack of humidity is doing for my mental health

08.08.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well that's a let down

08.08.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you eat pretty much exclusively at home?

08.08.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Football in August is unnatural and I will have no part of it

07.08.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Instagram map is basically a map of brands

07.08.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you have to choose from a list of countries and the US (or localized to you) isn't at the top or selected by default. The bagel shop down the street from me does this, just in case someone from Angola is in town and wants to order a bagel online I guess.

07.08.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor ALT: a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor

I looked at it the other day and it really was like the Community gif

07.08.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is literally nothing you can do to a mushroom that makes it worth $19

07.08.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The two biggest food crimes in Fishtown right now are Wonder, and El Chingonโ€™s prices.

07.08.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is this pupusa spot?

07.08.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one is content to let something just be there and be good and it's fucking exhausting

07.08.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A restaurant menu titled โ€œFoodโ€ displayed on a light-colored sheet over a wooden table. The menu includes the following items:
	โ€ข	Nibbles $7: Cold Spicy Peanut Noodles, Basket of Curly Fries
	โ€ข	Cheese Burger $8: With onion, pickle, Cooper Sharp cheese, Dukeโ€™s mayo; extras include a patty ($4), bacon ($2), or tomato ($1)
	โ€ข	Falafel Burger $8: With pickled red onion, lettuce, tofu tzatziki
	โ€ข	Crispy Chicken Sandwich $8: Buttermilk brined, pickle, lettuce, ranch; bacon can be added for $2
	โ€ข	Spicy Chicken Sandwich $8: Buffalo dipped, pickle, lettuce, blue cheese
	โ€ข	Wings $12: Flavors include Buffalo & Blue Cheese, Barbecue & Ranch, or Spicy Dry Rub & Ginger Soy
	โ€ข	Romaine Salad $8: Choice of Blue, Ranch, or Vinaigrette dressing; chicken ($5) or bacon ($2) can be added
	โ€ข	Extra Sauces: $0.50 for small, $1 for large

In the bottom right corner is a hand-drawn elephant head logo with the name โ€œStonerโ€™sโ€ written below it.

A restaurant menu titled โ€œFoodโ€ displayed on a light-colored sheet over a wooden table. The menu includes the following items: โ€ข Nibbles $7: Cold Spicy Peanut Noodles, Basket of Curly Fries โ€ข Cheese Burger $8: With onion, pickle, Cooper Sharp cheese, Dukeโ€™s mayo; extras include a patty ($4), bacon ($2), or tomato ($1) โ€ข Falafel Burger $8: With pickled red onion, lettuce, tofu tzatziki โ€ข Crispy Chicken Sandwich $8: Buttermilk brined, pickle, lettuce, ranch; bacon can be added for $2 โ€ข Spicy Chicken Sandwich $8: Buffalo dipped, pickle, lettuce, blue cheese โ€ข Wings $12: Flavors include Buffalo & Blue Cheese, Barbecue & Ranch, or Spicy Dry Rub & Ginger Soy โ€ข Romaine Salad $8: Choice of Blue, Ranch, or Vinaigrette dressing; chicken ($5) or bacon ($2) can be added โ€ข Extra Sauces: $0.50 for small, $1 for large In the bottom right corner is a hand-drawn elephant head logo with the name โ€œStonerโ€™sโ€ written below it.

Menu at Stonerโ€™s (A Tired Hands Joint) mounted on a brick wall. The menu is divided into four sections:

Food โ€“ Includes items like Cauliflower Bites, Jumbo Pretzel, Confit Buffalo Wings, St. Onerโ€™s Burger, Fun Guy Burger, Wagyu Hot Dog, Korean Chicken Sandwich, Onerโ€™s Salad, Side Fries, and Extra Sauce. Prices range from $2 to $14.

Cocktails & Wine โ€“ Offers drinks like Classic Margarita, Honeysuckle, Mojito, Old Fashioned, Djarum Black, Vidal Blanc, and Red Standard. Prices range from $10 to $14.

Draft Beer โ€“ Lists beers like Alien Church, HopHands, Crushable Church, With My Arms, DDH Galaxy Milkshake, Technicolor Splendor, Pizza Boy, Pineal, Tiredner Kรถlsch, and Piรฑa Colada Milkshake with ABVs and brief descriptions. Prices mostly at $7.

Non Alcoholic โ€“ Includes N/Alien Church, Boylan Ginger Ale, Babaโ€™s Kombucha, Diet Coke, and Mexican Coke, priced from $3 to $6.

Menu at Stonerโ€™s (A Tired Hands Joint) mounted on a brick wall. The menu is divided into four sections: Food โ€“ Includes items like Cauliflower Bites, Jumbo Pretzel, Confit Buffalo Wings, St. Onerโ€™s Burger, Fun Guy Burger, Wagyu Hot Dog, Korean Chicken Sandwich, Onerโ€™s Salad, Side Fries, and Extra Sauce. Prices range from $2 to $14. Cocktails & Wine โ€“ Offers drinks like Classic Margarita, Honeysuckle, Mojito, Old Fashioned, Djarum Black, Vidal Blanc, and Red Standard. Prices range from $10 to $14. Draft Beer โ€“ Lists beers like Alien Church, HopHands, Crushable Church, With My Arms, DDH Galaxy Milkshake, Technicolor Splendor, Pizza Boy, Pineal, Tiredner Kรถlsch, and Piรฑa Colada Milkshake with ABVs and brief descriptions. Prices mostly at $7. Non Alcoholic โ€“ Includes N/Alien Church, Boylan Ginger Ale, Babaโ€™s Kombucha, Diet Coke, and Mexican Coke, priced from $3 to $6.

For like 6 months St. Oner's had this amazing menu that was cheap smash burgers and curly fries. Then they started fucking with it and now the burgers are worse and cost $14 and the fries are boring straight cut fries.

07.08.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least in the Apple implementation, there is no displaying of the ID. The data is only transmitted over NFC.

07.08.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Round 4 was so good last night

07.08.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real loser shit

06.08.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apple made a 24k gold and glass statue for Donald Trump Another tactic from Tim Cook to charm the president.

Man fuck this

06.08.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A screenshot of an iPhone 16 Pro running iOS 18.5, displaying a cycling app in ride-tracking mode. The map shows the userโ€™s route in red around Appleโ€™s Infinite Loop campus in Cupertino, with a blue dot indicating the current location. The app interface shows a speed of 21.5 km/h, distance of 0.53 km, zero elevation gain, and ride duration of 2 minutes and 2 seconds. A UV index of 10 and temperature of 29ยฐC are displayed. At the bottom, there are buttons to pause or stop the ride, and tabs for โ€œRideโ€ and โ€œHistory.โ€

A screenshot of an iPhone 16 Pro running iOS 18.5, displaying a cycling app in ride-tracking mode. The map shows the userโ€™s route in red around Appleโ€™s Infinite Loop campus in Cupertino, with a blue dot indicating the current location. The app interface shows a speed of 21.5 km/h, distance of 0.53 km, zero elevation gain, and ride duration of 2 minutes and 2 seconds. A UV index of 10 and temperature of 29ยฐC are displayed. At the bottom, there are buttons to pause or stop the ride, and tabs for โ€œRideโ€ and โ€œHistory.โ€

Shoutout to the Apple employee who recorded the bike ride in the iOS simulator, who I've made ride hundreds of miles so far in the development of Wheelie

06.08.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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900 miles under me

06.08.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
episode 013

episode 013

06.08.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This is so satisfying

06.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same otherwise I get all sweaty. Need time for my body temp to settle.

05.08.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have not checked out Murderbot but based only on this post, I feel like you might enjoy Service Model

05.08.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell me more about the hoagie

05.08.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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