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@roland.cros.by

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it's german for the workwear

04.08.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is insane how quickly it got normalized to install always-on internet-connected audio/video surveillance cameras *inside your home*

04.08.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the unfortunate thing about those, that whichever 37signals bozo who came up with the idea never considered, is that your customers then end up referring to your company as WhateverHQ

04.08.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

right on schedule

04.08.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

check my linktree for my other socials!

04.08.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cat sitting on a mat

cat sitting on a mat

natural language processing people will see this and freak out like that Leo DiCaprio pointing meme

04.08.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is such a good idea for an ongoing thread. kicking of my own personal Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard with "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion"

03.08.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i like how budget airlines are all like "fly<airline>.com" or "<airline>air.com", feels like the thing when startups cheap out and go with "try<whatever>.com" or "<whatever>hq.com"

03.08.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

eh there is no pleasing the audience on here and i think i would think less of anyone who would waste time trying

03.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hank Hill "do I look like I know what a did:plc: is?"

Hank Hill "do I look like I know what a did:plc: is?"

when handles don't show up right in the UI for some reason

03.08.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what's going on in this thread that this guy *and* the people he's talking to are sharing screenshots of data tables from LLMs. maybe they're right but why would you not link to the source

03.08.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no this is totally correct and has nothing to do with that phenomenon. it's just an accurate explanation of what SOC 2 is, for people who would otherwise assume that it's a technical standard, when what it actually mandates is literally "do you have a policy, any policy, and comply with it"

03.08.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is a fun one to guess at. I'm going to go with...Stadia. but which terrorist group

03.08.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Area Graph Looks Like Kentucky

03.08.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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1.6K views Β· 35 reactions | gay bffs? not as magical as sex & the city said #comedy #queer #lgbtqia | Tessplease gay bffs? not as magical as sex & the city said #comedy #queer #lgbtqia.

has any coinage ever cut as directly to the heart of the matter as the phrase "gay guy dance parties" here?

03.08.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would be interested to see the version with a $175 budget too

03.08.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can always tell a burrito noob because they don't eat the foil.

02.08.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder

02.08.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe his actual reporting is fine or whatever i just do not need to hear the Takes of a man who had a MAGA-themed wedding in 2018

02.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Thomas White
@len0killer
Every journalist: This lil piece is taking forever but it WILL be a masterpiece...send hugs :/
Finished article: Even the mere amazing flavor of the tantalizing food, entices one to eat it. And believe it or not, that delicious journey from plate to mouth, is only the beginning.
3:11 PM β€’ Jan 30, 2022

Thomas White @len0killer Every journalist: This lil piece is taking forever but it WILL be a masterpiece...send hugs :/ Finished article: Even the mere amazing flavor of the tantalizing food, entices one to eat it. And believe it or not, that delicious journey from plate to mouth, is only the beginning. 3:11 PM β€’ Jan 30, 2022

02.08.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

blind item: every time someone shares this one niche blogger’s long well-researched articles I feel insane because invariably they’ll say β€œwow another tour de force this writing is so good” but the writing is always distractingly bad, like a middle schooler aping a prestige magazine writer

02.08.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

well yeah says so right there!

02.08.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jobs report: Still dead

01.08.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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one other random thing that I have nowhere else to post, I just yesterday learned what the Ring doorbell chime sounds like (www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnuW...) and it seems like a weird choice that that's basically what the antiquities shop doorbell is

01.08.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YouTube now has a one-click β€œsummarize this tedious 20-minute talking head video in one paragraph of text” button and it may be my favorite feature that any platform has shipped recently

01.08.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œNavigate to Zaftigs in Brookline,” I asked. I pronounce the name of my favorite Boston restaurant as β€œZOFF-tigs.” The app couldn’t find a match.

It did offer four guesses. They were all wrong. The fourth was spectacularly wrong.

I told this tale in the review but a fine, respected newspaper like The Chicago Sun-Times certainly couldn’t print the following screenshot:

Navigate to use of ticks in brookline
Navigate to plastics in brookline
Navigate to use optics in brookline
Navigate to suck dicks in brookline

β€œNavigate to Zaftigs in Brookline,” I asked. I pronounce the name of my favorite Boston restaurant as β€œZOFF-tigs.” The app couldn’t find a match. It did offer four guesses. They were all wrong. The fourth was spectacularly wrong. I told this tale in the review but a fine, respected newspaper like The Chicago Sun-Times certainly couldn’t print the following screenshot: Navigate to use of ticks in brookline Navigate to plastics in brookline Navigate to use optics in brookline Navigate to suck dicks in brookline

speech recognition assistants were basically perfect back in 2009 as far as i'm concerned web.archive.org/web/20100104...

31.07.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
myrtar's inventory, part II: Distribution

myrtar's inventory, part II: Distribution

31.07.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just think if it was more than five years ago that I canceled my auto-ship of food for senior dogs on your website, you probably shouldn't email me today and ask me to confirm that the info in your system about my dog is still up to date

30.07.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remarkable tablet owner: yeah I bought it because I heard it was great for PDF files
TikTok user: [backing away slowly]

30.07.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this drives me insane

30.07.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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