show me the spumoni (@hjorse) — Bluesky Profile

1 day ago

a grumpy-looking, striated owl with orange eyes and black ear tufts holds a library card in its beak. Books can be seen on shelves behind it

#2026MMM #LibraryDivision #TeamEurasianEagleOwl Art by Olivia Pellicer @opellisms.bsky.social

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1 day ago

a Eurasian eagle-owl perches atop a bookshelf, resting one talon on a green book whose spine reads "Bubo bubo"

#2026MMM #LibraryDivision #TeamEurasianEagleOwl Art by Valeria Pellicer @veppart.bsky.social

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6 days ago

boys of the woods

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6 days ago

kettle dragon designs (again)

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1 week ago

An ominous black rabbit idles in the distance behind some tufts of grass as drops of blood lead to it.

The Black Rabbit of Inlé.

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1 week ago

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

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1 week ago

Kroger joins Trader Joe's in recall of rice products: Growing fears of glass fragments spark dramatic expansion A recall that initially included about 3 million pounds of frozen food products is now 10 times larger. Carrots are now believed to be the culprit.

The recall includes rice and dumpling products at Trader Joe's and Krogers.

After an investigation, it was found that the carrots used in the products were the likely source of the glass fragments.

No, the source was insufficient food safety procedures.

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1 month ago

super cute Kenku couple for @rahkiarthecleric.bsky.social
So happy I got to work on this one. I don't get to make many snuggly couples and these two are just too cute together.

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2 months ago

This month's A-Z challenge monster
The basilisk!!

more info below

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1 week ago

💚 @perpetualnapper.bsky.social

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1 week ago

birthday noodles for a good friends big day

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8 months ago

majestic brown gryphon guarding boursin cheese 3 pack from costco

ah, my dear friends you are all wrong.
the answer is: boursin cheese three pack from costco

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8 months ago

a brown gryphon with wings out in a protective position

the majestic gryphon mantles her wings to protect her quarry.
what do you think she has? 🤔

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1 week ago

Woodblock style illustration featuring Spinosaurus

Revamped Spinothingie!

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1 month ago

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1 week ago

more pink sea creatures 🌊🌸
#art #fish #sharks

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1 week ago

1: Star dappled centaur
#monstermarch

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1 week ago

Lemon Tea #oilpainting #art

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9 months ago

ive been thinking about my headworld again after years abandoned, mashallah i will expand on these bird elves and finish ref sheets for them all

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2 weeks ago

evil masochistic oomfie suggested transparent veil practice

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1 week ago

baboon thing

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1 week ago

three horses with fiery manes, surrounded by yellow and green chrysanthemums. A green snake weaves it under the horses' hooves

Charge On. Something to celebrate year of the fire horse

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1 week ago

🩻 some originals + a linoprint up in the shop today!
[ #art ]
➡️ ko-fi.com/odvunir/shop

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1 week ago

red guy

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2 weeks ago

ilustration of shiny mew playing near a radioactive green crescent stylized moon, on a black background.

illustration of luxray in the desert announcing an oncoming storm.

two of my pokemon illustratons for #pokemonday !
[ #art #pkmn #pokemon ]

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2 weeks ago

I wanted to try making a stranger version of the gryphon

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2 weeks ago

Owlbear design!
Loosely inspired by barn owls and horned owls

SB: 30 | AB: 150 (usd, paypal)
feel free to offer here or on toyhouse:
toyhou.se/37991835.owl...

#furry #art #anthro

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1 week ago

My art, digital. Realism horse armour and inked horse skull

Horse armour study - 2026

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1 week ago

Pretty in Pink~ 💗13

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2 months ago

The recruiter is not your friend. The military employs child psychologists to learn how to make you think the recruiter is your friend.
The recruiter is allowed to lie to you and makes more money if they do.
The recruiter is paid a commission to groom children into cannon fodder.
The recruiter will tell you you're special and will go into special smart soldier programs instead of combat. They're lying.
The recruiter may tell you they can tell if someone can get PTSD or not and only recruit people like you, who won't. They're lying.
The recruiter may tell you you'll be too busy attending free college (!!) to go overseas. They're lying.
The recruiter may ask what countries you want to travel to and promise you bougie placements on military bases in those countries. They're lying.

Even "It's just four years!" is a lie - the government is allowed to hold you past your enlistment period with a stop-loss order.
The recruiter actually has zero power to decide anything that happens to you after you enlist and they more importantly don't care what happens to you.
If you enlist, you will be brainwashed to make you willing to do things to other humans that you would never be willing to do today.
You will be ordered to do things that will kill children. And you'll do them.
The military is not the only way or even the best way for you to go to college or start a career.

Military brainwashing will actually make you into a terrible university student because it degrades your ability to think critically and question your sources.
Having PTSD and/or a TBI will make it harder to be a student and keep a job.
Veterans' benefits suck these days.
Being a veteran drastically increases your risk of homelessness, suicide, alcohol and drug dependence, prison time, and becoming an abuser to your loved ones.
The military will expose you to chemicals that will drastically increase your chances of developing cancer.
The military will withhold information about your rights to conscientiously object after enlisting.
A lot can change in four years.

If you need a reason not to enlist, there's many.

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