James Oswald

Thank you!

Dammit. Is nowhere safe?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose!

Got that. Thanks. Interesting points, I will respond to when I have a chance!

Women: We live in a constant state of vigilance because men pose a constant threat to us, here are literally millions of corroborating stories.

Men: What a scary time for men this is.

I read one breakdown of it that suggested Bozos would still have a couple of hundred billion left, so no. Not really soaked at all.

Not my best. The sponge is a bit dry and it didn't rise as well as I'd have liked. It's tasty enough though and I'm still going to eat it!

Feeling smug that I cashed in my Brewdog shares the last time it was possible to do so. It was already an awful company by then, so today's news doesn't surprise me. I'm angry for the workforce though, sad for what could have been a great brewery still were its boss not such an utter twat.

Salted caramel buttercream cake. Oh yes.

Oops

Think you should change your bio to 'polite 6ft red-haired jump-scare', tbh.

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labour are destroying our privacy rights and we will never get them back.

they are selling the entire uk out to palantir.

labour are traitors to the uk. actual traitors.

Not to my knowledge, but there’s whole branches of the family I know nothing about.

I think I prefer a more rural setting myself.

Auspicious! Happy Birthday!

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The cat, or the ukulele?

Guilty as charged.

Yeah, Muller's nazism is something I wish more people knew about. Maybe this will help.

Standard afternoon tea leaves. Nothing special.

THIS IS AMAZING - real time swears on here

No coffee after lunchtime for me, thanks.

Tea, you say? Now there's an idea.

I fear that (war)ship has sailed.

Happy Pub Day!

Not any more it isn’t.

YouTube video by Arrogant Worms - Topic History is Made by Stupid People

Well, I guess we should post this again.
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Hey @wendychambld.bsky.social I really hope you're fighting against this wholesale theft of Scottish creative labour in obesiance to American tech companies?

I doubt that. Reading should be encouraged at all times!

Is it too much to ask for politicians who occasionally think for themselves, too? Not simply accepting at face value every well-funded lobbyist's lie? I just don't understand how they can't see the con being worked; it's so damned obvious.