David Stockwell

Morale at Manchester United is worse than we thought

What test does the demands for a new coach start.

Thoroughly unlikeable and has contributed *nothing*

Both the Budget and the asylum bill are disintegrating before they've even been formally announced.

Absolutely dead government.

Mass trip to Specsavers (followed by the job centre) is required if this is the genius level insight the government is operating with.

got to be decent odds that Emegha's transfer gets brought forward to January

Pathetic performance that, as ever Maresca/Winstewart/Clearlake deserve each other.

Lavia has to go this summer, even if it’s a loan

Ajax might be worse than Noah 😂

What could go wrong, famously a friendly and welcoming fanbase.

My wife is supposed to be doing synagogue security duty on Saturday. It's terrifying.

Ben Jacobs works very hard! It’s not easy to copy down messages from owners and SDs and then post them to twitter word for word

And making it worse in the process 😂

Apparently people should be grateful to pay SEVENTY ONE POUNDS to watch a group stage CL game because the money gets reinvested into the club. Don’t dare mention the lack of a shirt sponsor though!

I can’t see him signing up to be a yes man publicly though, he’s got too much of an ego. Could do it then get himself sacked for a massive pay off I guess

1. Fabregas
2. Liam R from Strasbourg

No way they’ll show ambition or pick a manger who will want actual say in transfers.

More interested in whether a real disaster of a season leads to
Winstewart issues

Congratulations to Maresca for speed running the whole Chelsea manager experience in just over a season. Get him and the SDs gone ASAP.

Abandoning any semblance of trying to attack is not just pathetic but also increases the chances of us conceding because we then have no outlet. Just baffling.

the cowardice from Maresca, they are awful and he waved the white flag 10 minutes in.

Still at least Tosin got on the pitch

Not sure that fits into the counter-reform strategy, and why would they need tips after all, it's going so well!

Not sure voters will view this as acceptable if the government fails to secure a bailout.

You'd think a Labour leadership so keen on tech issues might have thought legislating mandatory cyberattack insurance for systemically crucial sectors would be a good idea

Given it's a comp that I can't imagine anyone at the club is interested in at all I'm almost surprised they didn't get brought in.

Significantly. Trev's not started the season well but there's a clear quality gap. What enzo was thinking with that pass after that first half...

good to see strength and resilience coach they employed is working his magic! remarkable that having put together a squad with no leaders they struggle in moments of adversity

he does know the transfer window is called that because it is not always open right

What do these guys do in the dressing room before the games start? it's like they've collectively woken up from a nap ffs

Remember though, Labour are STRONGLY rebutting Reform and we must all vote for them.

Here are my beliefs, and if you don’t like those….

More seriously I reckon it’s the result of 3 groups inside the club recruitment wise who all disagree with each other.

Good to see such a strong response to the latest Reform insanity. Would be great if others in his party could also make such arguments, such as oh I don’t know, the Prime Minister?

Indeed. It's also all v stakeholder management-y. Let's do a piece but not use any uncomfortable words. Let's make a statement at Cabinet. In front of a TV screen? Oh, no. Move beyond referring to the key participants *in code*?

Peter Kyle’s ongoing commitment to failing the “try not to make a tit of yourself in an interview challenge” is remarkable if nothing else.

What have we done wrong as a nation to be saddled with him endlessly making a fool of himself, having been promoted way beyond his competence?