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Your dog likes me more than you. [MikeyHatesIt on Twitter; Animal Care & Welfare; Bio/Anthro/Hist; Superheroes & Zombies; Crappy Open Mic’er; Woke SJW & anarchist; ACAB; Disability Rights are Human Rights; no borders; UBI & Housing; he/they]

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Hyuck-tuah!

11.12.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s to hoping a gunfight at the KKK Corral happens…

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a man wearing a helmet is cutting a piece of metal with breaking bobby bones on the bottom ALT: a man wearing a helmet is cutting a piece of metal with breaking bobby bones on the bottom
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traaaash

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Mona0221

My Brother Was Detained by ICE on the Way to His Asylum Interview β€” I Don’t Know Where He Is. Please Help.
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Hi everyone, I’m posting because I’m extremely stressed and confused, and I hope someone who has gone through this or knows immigration law can guide me.

πŸ“ Background

My brother has a pending asylum case. He has no criminal history, no issues, nothing bad in his record. He was supposed to attend his asylum interview at 9 AM in Florida.

On his way to the interview, police pulled him over during a traffic stop. After checking his info, they said something about his β€œstatus not showing.” Then they contacted immigration.

πŸ“ ICE Took Him From the Police Station

Police kept him for hours and then told us that ICE placed an immigration hold on him. They asked for his A-Number, but nothing was showing in their system.

Later, they told us ICE would transfer him. First they said he was going to Dania Beach CBP, then we found out he was being moved again.

πŸ“ Transfer to Colorado

Around late afternoon, we were told he was being sent to Colorado, to an ICE/CBP facility near Aurora/Denver. We were shocked β€” we live in Florida and don’t understand why they transported him so far away.

We were told his flight arrives around 7 AM, but we still haven’t heard from him. He hasn’t appeared in the ICE detainee locator yet.

r/USCIS icon Go to USCIS r/USCIS β€’ 32m ago Mona0221 My Brother Was Detained by ICE on the Way to His Asylum Interview β€” I Don’t Know Where He Is. Please Help. ICE Support Hi everyone, I’m posting because I’m extremely stressed and confused, and I hope someone who has gone through this or knows immigration law can guide me. πŸ“ Background My brother has a pending asylum case. He has no criminal history, no issues, nothing bad in his record. He was supposed to attend his asylum interview at 9 AM in Florida. On his way to the interview, police pulled him over during a traffic stop. After checking his info, they said something about his β€œstatus not showing.” Then they contacted immigration. πŸ“ ICE Took Him From the Police Station Police kept him for hours and then told us that ICE placed an immigration hold on him. They asked for his A-Number, but nothing was showing in their system. Later, they told us ICE would transfer him. First they said he was going to Dania Beach CBP, then we found out he was being moved again. πŸ“ Transfer to Colorado Around late afternoon, we were told he was being sent to Colorado, to an ICE/CBP facility near Aurora/Denver. We were shocked β€” we live in Florida and don’t understand why they transported him so far away. We were told his flight arrives around 7 AM, but we still haven’t heard from him. He hasn’t appeared in the ICE detainee locator yet.

On Reddit, a post shows the ways in which 287(g) agreements, combined with ICE's mass deportation efforts are making a total hash of the the basic functioning of a fair system β€” a man in Florida was pulled over for a traffic stop on his way to an asylum interview and is now detained in Colorado!

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β€œI wanna hyuck you like an animal!”

11.12.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTake off your pants- I wanna hyuck it!”

11.12.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

qtp with a GIF to advertise your Bluesky account...

11.12.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Promising a data center in space doesn't make any fucking sense at all from a physics perspective, but it *does* make sense if you need your company to suck the military-industrial tit dry before the inevitable bubble pop.

Getting one last massive government subsidy before the bubble pops.

11.12.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

It means individual cities begging and pleading and offering fat stacks of cash and obscene tax breaks to build your promised factories in, it means getting a picture next to the pedophile in his gilded office full of kitsch as he signs some paper giving you money, etc.

11.12.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Piracy. The US is committing piracy on the high seas. Western nations kill Somalis and others for the same behavior.

There's nothing legal about any of this. It's illegal by any measure. But it's okay because it's the United States doing it, right?

11.12.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MINNEAPOLIS: β€œAll I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”

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This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.

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Gawdammit I knew Glup Shitto was a Republican!

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Propaganda of the Deed, where are you?

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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

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Why the fuck did you add to environmental destruction to prove a point we already know?

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Jim Carrey (twitter@JimCarrey)

If you're wondering what fascism leads to, just ask Benito Mussolini and his mistress Claretta.

Jim Carrey (twitter@JimCarrey) If you're wondering what fascism leads to, just ask Benito Mussolini and his mistress Claretta.

Just like Jim Carrey’s classic tweet to Mussolini’s granddaughter!

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kasey anderson (twitter@leasdef)

Wild that a nation that began as a tax evasion scheme for a group of white slave owners didn't turn out to be a fair and equitable place

4:30 PM β€’ 9/17/20

kasey anderson (twitter@leasdef) Wild that a nation that began as a tax evasion scheme for a group of white slave owners didn't turn out to be a fair and equitable place 4:30 PM β€’ 9/17/20

Sunny Boy (twitter@ialsowriteuknow)

White people who say "all lives matter" are the equivalent of the founding fathers who said "all men are created equal" while owning slaves #FuckTheFourth

12:27 PM β€’ Jul 4, 2020

Sunny Boy (twitter@ialsowriteuknow) White people who say "all lives matter" are the equivalent of the founding fathers who said "all men are created equal" while owning slaves #FuckTheFourth 12:27 PM β€’ Jul 4, 2020

Negus Zerai M (twitter@browndirewolf)

The first human executed for treason in the "United States" was executed for freeing slaves. Think about that.

Haymarket Books (twitter@haymarketbooks)

Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.

Negus Zerai M (twitter@browndirewolf) The first human executed for treason in the "United States" was executed for freeing slaves. Think about that. Haymarket Books (twitter@haymarketbooks) Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.

Do you actually think Americans wouldn’t have these thoughts about marginalized groups without Russian shitposters?

Even when Dems were the Republicans in the 19thC they had these kinds of thoughts. Jefferson refused to give up his slaves (his child bride!) even as he gave speeches against slavery.

10.12.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if I hear this shit less over the years, I can still clock *the look* from 50’ away when I begin speaking. And it’s a very distinct β€œoh, let me recalibrate for listening to this guy” unrelated to β€œthis re***d is talking”.

Cops are the worst at it, too- a hand on the their gun doesn’t help.

10.12.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1) β€œYou’re not disabled / that disabled, you (only) wear hearing aids”

2) β€œWhy don’t you just buy a better pair?”

β€œWhat I need costs around $14K, every 3-4 years.”

β€œLet your insurance cover it.”

LMAO. LMFAO.

(This is just for the deafness, not pain mgt or PTSD therapy)

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At the first stop on his affordability tour, Trump mocks affordability What was supposed to be a speaking tour to connect with Americans struggling with higher prices and stagnant wages was instead a greatest hits campaign speech.

At the launch of a speaking tour intended to connect with Americans struggling with higher prices and stagnant wages, President Trump mocked the word β€œaffordability” and touted how high the stock market had risen.

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Bags of Cash From Drug Cartels Flood Teller Windows at U.S. Banks Chinese money-launderers allegedly made six-figure deposits at Chase, Bank of America and Citibank branches across Los Angeles County.

Chase faces no punishment for laundering money from drug cartels while the people transporting the drugs are murdered, deported, and incarcerated by the US government
www.wsj.com/us-news/chin...

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Aw, man. BlueSky censored the pic.

I really hope it had something to with rope and a wooden platform?

09.12.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that will save you from being infamously stupid, Barbra Streisand.

09.12.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But my solar powered car will stop working!

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