chris.

how long until the bodies in the closet become skeletons? asking for a friend

❤️

Staring at the crashing waves of mutilation like ‘sup.

Black works dream scrapers and the insidious intimations of their seer/ senders.

Loosed zoo romance.

“Verify you’re a human.”

Is that something to really want to fucking aspire to?

Thank you friend 🖤 right back at you always

No, but it could be

the fuckery is persisting like it's in competition with itself

Silently cursing anyone who's ever given me some doodad I never wanted that I'm now responsible for moving from place to place for the rest of my life

It is good to know this

cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can

"I just worry having my eyes coming out of my head like that would make me dizzy all the time."

(me, as I consider possible crab surgery)

profoundly charted territory. maps available everywhere. cartographers abound.

When you look like me you can say stuff like: I don't make decisions that involve the elementals on the eve of a blood moon, and then they'll be like: ok is Thursday cool?

why have cucumber water when you can have hot ham water instead

i thinks is pretty cool to have written Jolene and 9 to 5 and have a tool to move furniture named after you

I am a sexual icon in the way a sock on the side of the highway is high fashion

big day today: my clothing chair has been recognized as an independent borough

Got a moist pussy? Call that a slip and sl----No, I'm sorry, I just can't, I can't fucking do this, I literally want to fucking di--

I smell really good

Exfoliating with the spiciest packet of ramen seasoning I could find.

Happy birthday you lovely person you! 🖤

Speaking of which, feel free to add me on Goodreads or storygraph. I read a lot of gross horror and gay trash, but I like reading friends. azedand2knots in both places.

The Rotting Room "I am ready to join the Sisterhood of Viggy after readi…

I am reading this right now. It's not great, but some of the descriptions are pretty disgusting (complimentary).

www.goodreads.com/book/show/22...

Corpse juices. Come and get your corpse juices. Sweet and salty corpse juices.

First Monday at my new work from home job and I’ve already had an urgent meeting with my dogs and a hostile takeover attempt by my cats.

eating batteries to get my day started

Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.

Fact: sperm whales call humans “jizz monkeys”