Epic Faile

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It’s been a long road but we’re finally finishing bg3 multiplayer! @epicfaile.bsky.social and I might be starting a new game today too. Come hang out! www.twitch.tv/halfelvensch...

"I see it, I just don't believe it." 😹😹😹😹 I'm rolling on the floor and laughing so hard I may just die here. WTF!! Do people not hear themselves when they speak???

My heart breaks for Viscerys. He doesn't deserve my empathy, but as an eldest child myself I can only imagine what he must've gone thru.

In a world like this that's such a shock. I wonder if "beggar king" has more than one meaning.

The beggar king is such an apt name for him. It's interesting that at this point in the story Dany says they have almost no money to their name...yet she remains a virgin for her wedding night.

He's a mean paranoid, unjust, delusional and vicious bully. I'd die for him.

Viscerys is one of my favorite characters in A Game of Thrones.

The description of the helpless pups is a good allegory for how innocent and defenseless the Stark children start out themselves. All of them except Jon who as a bastard was born with his eyes open, like his albino wolf pup.

I love the scene with the pups tho. The antler in the wolf's throat. The albino wolf for Jon. Theon being such an ASS. Iconic stuff.

Ugh and then we're with Bran. Bran is the worst. This chapter will make you think he's okay. He's not...don't be fooled.

Alas it doesn't matter now...of course they all die. Wyll was so determined to get back to Commander Mormont and tell him what happened to. What would've happened if he had? Probably not much, but Wyll deserved better that a wrights fate.

There is no shame in running and living on to fight another day. Not in the Nights Watch!

But for the LOVE of the Old Gods this is the NORTH not the Arye. And this is not the time to be prideful.

Not to say that Royce's instincts weren't correct here. The death of the IS suspicious and it is his first ranging, he wouldn't want to return to the wall with no info

Of course no one listens to me. I forgot that they leave the old ranger behind and he is the only survivor of this encounter.

The anxiety I feel about the dead wildling is palpable, I want to shout through my headphones that theyre dead! Run away! Don't go near them!!

I love how GRRM tells you so clearly who every character is with just a few well chosen phrases. I immediately feel so bad for Wyll and so much distain for the young Lordling Royce.

I'm re-reading A Song of Ice and Fire. Follow along as I journey through Westeros. We start (as one does) with A Game of Thrones.

When people treat you badly and expect you to stay quiet about it 😹😹😹 fuck that culty bullshit. Imma tell everyone and they mama too!

"The Consort of the Sun," he whispered in her ear, his voice low and possessive. "You are my wife now, Rook."

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Ten days into pride month, and let me remind everyone:

Someone doesn't need to be visibly queer to be queer. Bi or pan people in relationships with people of the opposite gender are still queer. Aroace people may look single, but they're still queer.

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Image of Lanfear (played by Natasha O'Keeffe) from The Wheel of Time, looking confidently over her right shoulder with a slight smirk. She has dark hair and a silver ear cuff. White serif text on the left side of the image reads: "FORSAKEN BY ONE NETWORK READY TO BE CHOSEN BY ANOTHER". The meme has a defiant and hopeful tone, arguing for the show to be picked up by a new network.

Lanfear was never one to accept rejection. Neither are we. 🔥

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How do we raise boys to be emotionally intelligent?
Be emotionally intelligent.
How do we raise boys to be respectful of women? Respect women. Respect your mother, your sister, your aunt. Model the behavior you wish to see.

Look y'all. It's very hard to respect a man that I have to pay for 😘 I already do that for my SON (he's 12 lol)

Society said: choose better. So I did. I chose myself. ❤️

Society wants women to work like they don't have kids and be a parent like they don't have a job. I'm tired.

Same!!

Do you review games in your YouTube channel?

Circle of Magic series by Tamora Pierce. I’m reading it to my son.