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@girtman.bsky.social

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234 Followers  |  95 Following  |  205 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2023  |  1.8726

Latest posts by girtman.bsky.social on Bluesky

04.12.2025 02:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s not that I’m gonna gain weight over the holidays, I’m just committing to the bulk okay

27.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 82    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Gryffin sleeps on the bed, I sleep on the floor, that’s just how this works

27.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The nerve to imply the stay-at-home Uncle Jeopardy contestant isn’t a celebrity

24.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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18.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Modeling them when 👀

17.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing makes me hate straight people more than a Sunday trip to Costco

16.11.2025 16:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“He’s not even worth talking about in therapy anymore” is such an amazing thing to realize

13.11.2025 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Going to warped tour the weekend after EDC

13.11.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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love too grow my professional network

11.11.2025 15:50 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Henry Kissinger has a roommate in hell this morning 🥰

04.11.2025 13:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What brand is the bed? It looks cozy as hell and Gryffin would LOVE one

01.11.2025 04:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wow iPhone stop being such a prude

29.10.2025 21:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
BARBARIAN | Official Trailer | In Theaters September 9
YouTube video by 20th Century Studios BARBARIAN | Official Trailer | In Theaters September 9

Barbarian youtu.be/Dr89pmKrqkI?...

25.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amen

15.10.2025 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reallllllllllly not beating the Meal Team Six allegations

08.10.2025 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Democrats stop running candidates who already got their asses kicked by the voters challenge IMPOSSIBLE

06.10.2025 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Florida state was REAL excited to land Willie Taggart, but then [loss of signal]

03.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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For no reason, here’s me winning at plinko for a Panda Express gift card at this year’s Taste of Orlando

19.09.2025 00:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New gym lighting goes hard

18.09.2025 18:24 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A very polite train named Thomas the Thank Engine

17.09.2025 15:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is Bullwinkle’s erasure and I will not stand for it

11.09.2025 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We appreciate you 🫡

30.08.2025 14:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If ever there was a need for weaponized incompetence, this is it

28.08.2025 20:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 45737    🔁 11502    💬 1266    📌 391

I love the idea of having alumni come in to record! Also having nightmare flashbacks to the 100+ hours I spent tracking and editing songs for the group I directed at FSU 😬

20.08.2025 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Lmfao

16.08.2025 02:17 — 👍 14405    🔁 2693    💬 383    📌 835

My straight gym crush just told me my quads make him want to do steroids, excuse me while I ride this high for the next year

11.08.2025 22:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Donkey Kong Bananza be like

08.08.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥵

01.08.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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