@girtman.bsky.social
📍Orlando
Cruise body coming soon
12.02.2026 13:30 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0After I came out of anesthesia and was still loopy, I thought I’d lost my watch. After a bunch of searching I realized it was in my shoe, which I was *currently wearing,* that I hadn’t noticed as I walked out to the car
11.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People focus way too hard on “the prep sucks” and not hard enough on “the anesthesia they give you is AMAZING”
11.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0🥵
11.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was about to say “I wonder if they keep records for the individual courses at each Olympics” an then I realized that’s just… what the medals are for
11.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Once again the defining aspect of MAGA is to be pissed and miserable, about everything, forever
08.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Genuinely* my favorite thing about the Olympics, NBC cooked
07.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Samoas
Samoas
Samoas
Samoas
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
-Bowling
-Chorus
-Figure Drawing
-Painting
-Voice Lessons
This one hurts :(
30.01.2026 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You’re watching ads you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” just found a permanent place in my lexicon
29.01.2026 00:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They’re calling it the most useless feature that ever existed
27.01.2026 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RUN THE GODDAMNED BALL.
27.01.2026 02:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like the square- it’s easier to read when viewing on a phone. Maybe even one that was a little tall, like 2:3 aspect ratio
23.01.2026 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let’s see them try this shit in a Castle Doctrine state
21.01.2026 22:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday stud!
18.01.2026 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Had a shot of toridol for the first time last week after fucking up my back deadlifting. It was incredible. I flew out to visit friends and walked around the city like nothing had happened. Worth sacrificing a kidney for
17.01.2026 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I regret to inform you the poppers-themed candle smells nothing like poppers
09.01.2026 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look having fun is what’s really important here so you’re doing great
09.01.2026 03:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a sweet boy ❤️❤️❤️
05.01.2026 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Traveling home across time zones is so weird, what do you mean I only get to experience 23 hours today
05.01.2026 03:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥵🥵
28.12.2025 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social how does airport ham compare to night ham?
27.12.2025 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re not gay, you’re a
24.12.2025 03:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HELL YES DUKE FOOTBALL
21.12.2025 14:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Look for the helpers”
20.12.2025 23:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Miami really won a playoff game before they won an ACC championship
20.12.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This Trump speech
18.12.2025 02:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i can fix him
13.12.2025 16:09 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Snakes on a Plane at the movie theater at Florida State was a religious experience
13.12.2025 06:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
