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ur fav internet slut ✧ 23 ✧ MDNI ✧ deranged individual ✧ links below https://beacons.ai/mxmoxxie

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i try my best🫡

12.12.2024 04:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

someone moved.... 🤨

06.12.2024 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NoFrillDo | funkittoys NoFrillDo project description and purchase page

Did you miss black friday? forget to buy dildos when they were dickscounted?

NoFrillDos are still only $24, because that's how much they cost.

funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

02.12.2024 05:13 — 👍 34    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 1

hehee

02.12.2024 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i need to make a pinned so bad dgsjsj

30.11.2024 20:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nicked my labia shaving, this is war

25.11.2024 21:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A chess board with gold and black pieces, viewed from above at an angle. There is a standard soda can on the board, which makes it clear the pieces are about double the normal size.

They are all dildos.

A chess board with gold and black pieces, viewed from above at an angle. There is a standard soda can on the board, which makes it clear the pieces are about double the normal size. They are all dildos.

The same chess board, viewed from the side between the two sets of pieces. some additional rules are written on the board, out of focus, in front of each player's seat.

RULES OF FUNKIT CHESS -

NORMAL CHESS RULES APPLY. IN ADDITION:

 

1: When your opponent takes one of your pieces, they may tell you what to do with it.

2: When inserting a non-pawn anally, use the included attachment for base flareitude.

3: Queen vibrates. If you lose it, put it in and turn it on. That's chess, baby! Get chessed.

4: If you lose your king, put it in your butt (or wherever) until the winner says so.

The same chess board, viewed from the side between the two sets of pieces. some additional rules are written on the board, out of focus, in front of each player's seat. RULES OF FUNKIT CHESS - NORMAL CHESS RULES APPLY. IN ADDITION: 1: When your opponent takes one of your pieces, they may tell you what to do with it. 2: When inserting a non-pawn anally, use the included attachment for base flareitude. 3: Queen vibrates. If you lose it, put it in and turn it on. That's chess, baby! Get chessed. 4: If you lose your king, put it in your butt (or wherever) until the winner says so.

a close up of the black Bishop, Knight, and Rook. Their shafts are textured with how the piece moves, a grid pattern on the rook, a helical swirl of ridges for the bishop, and a zig-zag for the knight.

a close up of the black Bishop, Knight, and Rook. Their shafts are textured with how the piece moves, a grid pattern on the rook, a helical swirl of ridges for the bishop, and a zig-zag for the knight.

the board viewed at a slight angle, level with the board. A soda can is in the middle of the playing field, an inch or so taller than the pawns, and short in comparison to the queen, which is half again its height. The queen is taller than the king in my set, because that makes sense. She's a big tough lady! Also it makes old chess dudes upset, an unintended but hilarious side effect.

the board viewed at a slight angle, level with the board. A soda can is in the middle of the playing field, an inch or so taller than the pawns, and short in comparison to the queen, which is half again its height. The queen is taller than the king in my set, because that makes sense. She's a big tough lady! Also it makes old chess dudes upset, an unintended but hilarious side effect.

alright you asked for it, here it is.

The First rule of Funkit Chess is when your opponent takes one of your pieces, they can tell you what to do with it. rules and additional context in the alt text alongside the descriptions.

www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

22.11.2024 19:14 — 👍 95    🔁 37    💬 9    📌 7

need more SWer moots .-. my timeline doesn't feel like mine just yet

19.11.2024 22:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i wish we could pin posts

18.03.2024 06:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dildos migrate south if you know what i mean

14.02.2024 00:49 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

A miserable pile of secrets

18.10.2023 21:49 — 👍 21    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

WE'LL GET THERE SOON ENOUGH

14.10.2023 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bless u 🥺

13.10.2023 20:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

its like a treat

13.10.2023 20:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it'll take time but soon i will convert all my people here and we will live in peace and harmony

13.10.2023 20:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

INFLUX OF NEW PEOPLE FROM TWITTER:

FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO SEE THE PORN

AND FOR PEOPLE POSTING PORN, PLEASE CLICK THE SHIELD IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER NEXT TO THE "POST" BUTTON TO TAG YOUR STUFF APPROPRIATELY SO THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO SEE FAT DICKS DON'T HAVE TO

12.10.2023 17:12 — 👍 3660    🔁 2519    💬 42    📌 37
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currently

13.10.2023 01:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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you walk in and see this, wyd?

12.10.2023 17:38 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

matching socks is a nice touch

12.10.2023 19:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah!! we got this :3

12.10.2023 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
women wearing blonde to pink ombre wig in a pink cow print maid outfit with matching cow ears and horns

women wearing blonde to pink ombre wig in a pink cow print maid outfit with matching cow ears and horns

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https://moeflavor.com/?ref=NikaHoward
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15.08.2023 02:35 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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do yall have a fav moeflavor set? <3

16.08.2023 11:43 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

i dont think i can pin things here but i'm gonna make a little introduction post in a bit to find people anyways c:

28.08.2023 18:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Urethral sounds are colloquially called "sounds" because of the pained noises made by the uninitiated when first told they exist.

The proper term is "nutplug".

27.07.2023 20:52 — 👍 11    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Pro-tip. If you want this site to overtake twitter faster, give your invites to NSFW artists and sex workers.

Not even joking.

- Porn made people leave tumblr for twitter.

- Porn decided VHS over Betamax.

- Porn even quickened the development of broadband vs dialup

Defeat twitter with boobies!

19.08.2023 01:03 — 👍 720    🔁 240    💬 27    📌 18

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