Thankful McBeardface

I know game 7 and all, but sorry to all the GA Tech fans whose natty hopes just got obliterated by the Wolfpack #ACC

We still eating the green M&Ms last or nah?

"out of resources"

If only there was a group of people who had tons of resources that they're holding onto for dear life rather than do something positive for the world.

What pants??? 😏

TUNA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

Why do they even ask that guy anymore?

(3/2 - I lied) FWIW, I’m not scolding anybody for choosing how to react to this. Your journey is your own

(2/2) I mourn for our country reaching the point where hatred and ‘self above all’ have become our defining traits. I mourn for every person impacted by gun violence today, and plead for something to be done about it. And FFS, that we stop caring more about being right than we do about others

Regardless of the vile, reprehensible garbage the man spewed, he was a human being and no other human being had the right to end his life. Just as the gun lobby and the shooters he so adamantly defended have no right to take the lives of others, despite his repeated arguments to the contrary (1/2)

Slightly diminish a book

Dial M for Manslaughter (Involuntary)

I’m going out on a limb here…crackers?

Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty throws double deuces but is truly dead inside, despite his perpetual visage of enthusiasm

The summer I turned

fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face Alt: fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face

Not especially, but maybe?

Boy, do I have the place for you! (the internet)

If I had a hypno trigger it would definitely be the sound of Sabrina Carpenter singing “mother fuuhcker”

Man, I love donut holes

Been saying this for years

Only the hottest. Multiple peer-reviewed studies confirm it.

Men definitely don’t like that. They 💕 love💕 it.

It’s me. I’m men.

oh dang I heard "forgive my language" and thought Vance was finally apologizing for Hillbilly Elegy

Better than getting hit with actual sub sandwiches, I guess?

Does wearing the shirt count as the legally-required notification?

the internet was a mistake

McQueen and McQueen

McQueen and McQueen

Is that…Barney?

I’m *honestly* not fishing for leg pics, but I just find this very hard to believe