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woke 2.0 is gonna look like web2.0. there's gonna be a lot of gradients

thought of a new meme. “toast with an egg on it”.

add a location marker so i can set my thing to "Brooklyn Zoo"

whoever can get me an asr-10 for like $5 DM me. le
t's work

i'll have to see if i am free

let me use /fm on here

Because I like JPEGs...

: )

no. its awesome

patricia martin is one of the cutest characters ever made. i love her english dub voice so much

if frankie macdonald wrote 10 bands: 100000 bands. 5000000 bands. fuck it man 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 bands

(ft. Mexican Girl)

i dont wannaaaaaaa

i'll google it then

Screenshot from a Hallmark movie wherein a website called "The Search Engine" is displayed with a textbox reading "attractive missing woman New England"

i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all

how do i find people

oh my gosh they're so cute

Lest we forget.. #RemembranceDay #VeteransDay #FreeMaria

you don't even know which maria

#FreeMaria movement is alive on here too

I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history

i don't know. can it

aaaaaaa

I have a friend who told me she ate 1/2 of an onion. I thought she was talking about a raw onion so I was like "weird" in my head. I found out she actually baked the onion so I was like "yeah I bet that stuff was yummy"

The moral of the story: I agree with your tweet

mein namen icht drizzy

i can't imagine not doing this. it's using my body to its full potential why would i avoid doing it. plus bending down feels weird

girl you know i- i- i- i- i- i- i-

worked harder than a bitch

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