Mackenzie

Woo, finally some MCH buffs!

I agree, the struggle is real 😭

EXACTLY! Like, don’t ask me to spend that long with you on a first date with no escape. NOT ideal.

EXACTLY! I’m like, if you wanted to get sweaty and out of breath outdoors, I’ve got a Mich more fun way to do that. Otherwise, maybe let’s get to know each other over a drink, food, or at a show before we are stuck walking together for miles.

I just wanna be rich and cream pie the same boy forever

I’m a man of simple needs

Yeah, I saw on the event page story today that there were tickets at the door, but that doesn’t help when I never knew it existed in the first place.

Larry Summers: "This is way beyond anything Nixon ever did ... this is the stuff of democracies giving way to authoritarianism. Firing statisticians goes with threatening the heads of newspapers, launching assaults on universities, launching assaults on law firms. This is really scary stuff."

God I hate seeing almost every Portland gay I follow on IG at the same party last night, which was clearly video game inspired, and not a single one of them thought to invite me 😤

Maybe I live in the wrong city, but so tired of seeing “I want someone who LOVES the outdoors as much as me!” In dating profiles. Like yes, I enjoy where I live and how beautiful it is, but I don’t wanna be out in it constantly.

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Not sure how effective of a therapist scoob would be… but we would have THE BEST snackage together for sure

I haven’t had any action in 2 months, so I got you beat 🫠

As long as you don’t mind my dog hanging with us too, I’m down

“Gagging”

Omg, that looks so good 🤤

Need a taste so bad 👅🥵

Hap birth! 🤗

Thanks daddy 🥺

Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.

Well said!!

Oh I know why they’re there, and I get it, but I also wish they would understand that it is OUR safe space, and we get a lot less of those than they do, and they should respect that.

my sexual position is whatever’s gonna get me laid with you specifically

Ugh, this happens to the bar I work at all the time, it’s so frustrating. All these straight girls (who aren’t with their gays) need to find another place to go.

And also the rest of you hopefully…

Mmmm, damn, would love to get in there after you 😜

ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

I’m so sad I didn’t get to see Meghan Hilty when I went 😭 the understudy was great, but I wanted HER

Yes pls 🥹

I’ll help however you need 🤤👅

Let that sink in for a sec.