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Thanks to all for your kind remembrances on this awful day. Words will come later. Only feelings at the moment. Mourn and remember him but don’t forget to celebrate too. We won’t see his like again. The man from another place has gone home. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
me: hey i'm on the phone

COOK 🙏

as one does

me: i worry the internet has made each of us feel like a pundit, like we must triangulate opinions to match some imagined consensus rather than behaving as one singular constituent, speaking and voting based on our own beliefs and counting on others to do the same

my son, holding an apple: bapple

Wikipedia v ANI: Why the online encyclopaedia has landed in legal trouble in India India’s largest newswire service ANI has filed a $237,874 defamation lawsuit against Wikimedia Foundation.

a ANI, com fortes ligações ao governo do BJP também iniciou recentemente um caso contra a Wikipédia enquanto Modi tenta efetivamente banir o site www.bbc.com/news/article...

i've always said that if my team ever lost a game, i'd never watch football again. well, today they lost. i'm out. fuck this stupid sport

✨it’s ski season✨

this is like threads but without your highschool classmates that you haven't removed from instagram

"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.