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Hey Janine!!

It rly sucks to see you do this after you had reached out to my business about producing other apparel for you and we agreed it wasn't cost-effective for BD.

I didn't think you'd rip me off after. This sucks, y'all.

Time for another giveaway! Repost this post, Like and be following us to enter to win a custom XS, SM, MD, or L Toy! Winner(s) will be selected on May 1st at 12 PM ET! Rules follow

Since we all need a pick me up and to celebrate being nominated for the AltStar Award by @altpornnet.bsky.social!

Time for another giveaway!

Repost this post, Like and be following us to enter to win a custom XS, SM, MD, or L Toy!

Winner(s) will be selected on May 1st at 12 PM ET!

Rules follow

YASSSSSS! X3 such beautiful food! QwQ

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Red Sasquatch Medium against a black background. Enter to win by following us, liking this post, and reposting this post. Optional Bonus: Leave a comment and tag a friend -- win and you'll both get $25! See comments for giveaway terms & rules · ends april fourteenth at noon pacific · be eighteen & up

Giveaway time? You red my mind! 🎉

Win this bold, juicy red Sasquatch Medium in “soft” 00-30 firmness!
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🚨 Optional BONUS: Comment & tag a friend — if you win, you’ll both get $25 to our store!

Ends 4/14 @ 12pm Pacific
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Rojo is one of the first transmasc fantasy dildos on the market and in these times trans representation is SO IMPORTANT and we think it would be really neat for a trans toy to take home a trophy this year. These are basically the Grammys for us indie toy makers♥️So thank you for your consideration🥹♥️

KuduVoodoo Maker of pretty fantasy sex toys and oddities.

And it would mean the world if y'all would help us with a nomination vote for him! Simply click the above link then fill out- model: Rojo, site: Kuduvoodoo.net, Twitter: @/kudu_voodoo and if you'd like leave a note as to why he should win! Sharing helps after you submit but you don't have to! #dildo

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A little different from what I normally post BUT my shop's toy Rojo (@Kudu_Voodoo) is in the running for Best Sex toy sculpt for the 2025 AltStar Awards @altpornnet.bsky.social #altstarawards - Presented by @bad-dragon.com - Support Your Favorites Here: altporn.net/2025-altstar...
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Please nominate me for the 2025 AltAwards Best Toys Clip Artist! Last year’s awards were so fantastic and even though I didn’t win the category I met so many amazing creators and even ended up making a toy of my own!! 💕 See comments for direct 🔗💕

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Everything being said here is also true for us. Especially the part about any customs/tariff fees being payable directly to US customs by the customer upon the package's entry to the country.

Opinion: Bill that would make Coloradans verify their age for online porn has major pitfalls While sponsors may have good intentions, Senate Bill 201 would pose a serious threat to privacy, free speech and marginalized communities.

"SB201 is not just about protecting children — it’s about creating a dangerous precedent for government overreach, privacy violations and censorship. Lawmakers should focus on real solutions rather than pushing ineffective, unconstitutional policies that threaten the rights of all Coloradans."

A Vibrator, Huh? Let's See Your ID. Sen. Angela Paxton, Ken Paxton's wife, continues the Republican war against masturbation.

“Requiring ID to purchase a sex toy sends the message that pleasure is something to be policed and surveilled. It pathologizes something that is completely normal and turns a private, healthy act into something shameful. This kind of legislation doesn’t protect people; it embarrasses them."

They keep coming back to two conflicting arguments:

Platforms know that criminal activity is going on and are complicit.

Courts won't let us sue them because the companies don't actually know that criminal activity is going on and aren't directly complicit.

Screenshot of Dirty Dozen List showing "Dirty Dozen List" with "Section 230" as 1-12.

Watching the NCOSE' annual "Dirty Dozen" launch, where the former Morality in Media will name it's top targets for 2025. Follow along.

It appears that their entire list this year is going to be "Section 230" 🙄

Sexual shame has really done a number on people.

"Malachite" is next!

Across the country, lawmakers have been expanding the definition of "pornography" to apply it to anything they don't like, particularly LGBTQ+ books, resources and events.

Good to see this one defeated.

Hungary's president signs law banning Pride parade despite protests Hungary's president has signed a law proposed by Prime Minister Viktor Orban's ruling party that will ban LGBTQ+ communities from holding their annual Pride march, defying criticism by human rights organisations that it restricts freedom of assembly.

Just saw that Hungary is using "harmful to minors" as excuse to ban Pride parades entirely — the same as US conservatives are doing with the internet.

1. Treat the existence of LGBTQ+ people as inherently sexual
2. Warn it could harm minors.
3. Use it to justify complete censorship for everyone

We're also working on a few howwwwwling new werewolves in the background, but if you're looking for a pink one, we've got you~

“There are very clear reasons why reactionaries are attempting to cut kids off from the internet. Lawmakers such as Martha Blackburn, co-sponsor of the Kids Online Safety Act …said that we need to restrict kids access from internet and social media to protect them from the “transgender in society”

This solid is anything but platonic.

I showed you my patinas... pls respond

#dongsky #monsterfucker #fantasydildo #furryNSFW

a man says " i fell for it " while looking at another man Alt: a man says " i fell for it " while looking at another man

Please bring back pineapple and corn micros. They are still mentioned on the corn listing, and I got excited for a minute! I guess that's the real prank, lol...

A drawing of a modern take on a Fascinus, colored to look like a bit like a Banana

Ancient Roman Fascinus, a fertility symbol of a dick creature with a dick for a head a dick for a tail and a dick for his undercarriage.

My first April fools day grab ever! A Banana Fascinus custom from @creaturefeature.bsky.social ! He is based on one of my favorite “fertility ritual” items from history. A great reminder we have always been horny degens lol.

Looks like Shopify is experiencing a temporary global outage. Sorry about that, folks! Our check out system will be back up when they are.

Cory Booker on the Senate Floor with eyes bugged out

I threw this man a few dollars, if only to make the other Senators jealous. They'll report his numbers in the next day — give him a carrot he can swing in front of the others to do the same.

Very late night update and not an April Fools, but we finally got our silicone today after a month of waiting!

I’ll continue through our Alchemy customs queue tomorrow now when we have Soft and Medium on hand again, ty for your patience and understanding! 💕

North Dakota bill requiring age verification for sites with 'sexually explicit' material sent to governor If one-third of a website houses "sexually explicit" content, it could be subject to civil penalties if it doesn't administer age checks.

Once more, for the media in the cheap seats:

This law does NOT apply to "sexually explicit" material, it applies to "material harmful to minors" — a much broader legal definition which, in ND can include basic LGBTQ resources and the works of Toni Morrison.

Do not provide cover for censors.

A potato-shaped dildo on a flared base. The potato is strangely shaped, with a nubby curved tip and a wide body.

The potato-shaped dildo laying on its side.

The potato-shaped dildo standing beside a soda pop can for scale.

The only Dicktater we can get behind!

Fall in line for 5 inches of silicone spud cast from a real root vegetable. Made to the same high standard as any other Uberrime toy, this mater-tater is fully functional – with a flared base for safe rooty-booty use.

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