The new Lily Allen album:
24.10.2025 10:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@emjric.bsky.social
Tired most of the time thanks to #hEDS & #LongCovid I co-wrote a book on Disability & Church. Likes reading, words, Disney, Marvel, radio, musicals and funny things. She/her, but they's OK π
TBF that's *quite* a valid whine...
23.10.2025 22:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The way mother is SO INVESTED in #CelebrityTraitors really is amazing. We even have to watch Uncloaked!
23.10.2025 22:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've signed this open letter. #CofEpeeps, lay or ordained, if you want the church to become more fully affirming of LGBTQ+ folks, please read this letter from Inclusive Church and consider signing it.
www.inclusive-church.org/llf-open-let...
They're closing the bureau.
For an hour.
Radio 3 Unwind played Here is the Little Door earlier and I am not complaining about this unseasonal interruption to my playlist.
23.10.2025 14:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hug me I'm scared. This is the ravens leaving the tower for me.
23.10.2025 09:27 β π 34 π 5 π¬ 5 π 0Dr: And would you like to see the Pain Team again?
Me: Well they've done nothing the past four times but hey, why not?
Celebrity Traitors
22.10.2025 21:01 β π 129 π 28 π¬ 10 π 0OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD #CelebrityTraitors
22.10.2025 20:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mark Bonnar living his best life in a net <3 #CelebrityTraitors
22.10.2025 20:30 β π 16 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0I LOVE MARK'S LITTLE EXCITED FACE #CelebrityTraitors
22.10.2025 20:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So Million Pound Drop.... #CelebrityTraitors
22.10.2025 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cat you dirty dog!!! #CelebrityTraitors
22.10.2025 20:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The #RepairShop has gone completely meta by repairing a model of a man repairing a watch...
22.10.2025 19:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Like for the gif, not for the pain!)
22.10.2025 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not Word suggesting I could rephrase the BCP Collect to make it more readable...
22.10.2025 13:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I remember Zane Lowe playing my uni and the room going wild when he played this...
22.10.2025 08:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feeling old. So, so old. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
22.10.2025 08:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sad times: we were talking about #CelebrityTraitors at work and so I thought it was on tonight...
21.10.2025 14:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
Desparately need a "My friend went to the Louvre and all I got was these lousy crown jewels" t-shirt.
20.10.2025 23:17 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
It was a celebrity one and they had all previously been on but had been eliminated round one.
Romesh Ranganathan is an excellent host.
I do think most of these celebs have actual processing issues.
18.10.2025 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tonight's #WeakestLink is quite startling.
Who wrote Thursday Murder Club?
Richard Dawkins.
Which BBC programme has hymn singing from across the UK?
Blackadder.
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Did you know Uber send you a notification if your car doesn't move for a while?
No, I'm not being abducted, we're just trying to get through Knightsbridge.
If the font size on the back of the book is too large then I am simply not buying it because you have made me feel like I'm in the slow readers group with Biff & Chip.
17.10.2025 15:43 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 5 π 1