Hoof Harted

Hoof Harted

@knucksie47.bsky.social

Heavy metal muscle mommy & actual vampire

266 Followers 367 Following 42 Posts Joined Nov 2024
10 months ago

This is really cool, dude

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11 months ago

My day started at 3:30am and I got home at 11:30pm, but it’s ok because there were non-alcoholic IPAs in the dressing room that I’m pretty sure were left by Steve O that now belong to me.

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11 months ago

I saw the tail end of it as I was leaving for work at 4:15, but missed the part worth seeing.

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1 year ago

Despite most likely breaking my finger, I had a great time snowboarding today.

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1 year ago
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14 months of sobriety. Everything sucks right now, but I have to keep going.

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1 year ago

I want to try them, but I don’t think I can justify paying $4.50 for frickin Mr. Bee tater chips.

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1 year ago
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The most West Virginia thing I’ve ever seen

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1 year ago

I’m really missing derby right now. I need community, and I just don’t have it anymore. All I do is doom scroll and panic. 😭😭😭

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1 year ago

One golden cookie, one choco cookie, and a swirled middle of salted caramel and shortbread cream 👌🏻

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1 year ago

Yes. I did buy Post Malone Oreos.

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1 year ago

My old and broken body is thankful

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1 year ago

You set the bar today! The goal is set for the next one.

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1 year ago

I wish more folks loved to row. It really is such great cardio.

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1 year ago

Despite allllllllll the terrible bullshit going on in the world, I had a really great day at work. I coached 18 people to a 500m PR on the rower, the most hated of all the gym equipment. EIGHTEEN!

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1 year ago
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Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

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1 year ago
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Heyyyyyy I didn’t start drinking again even though everything is royally fucked

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1 year ago

I feel this deep within my soul 😂

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1 year ago

Hiiiii! Yay! I was hoping you’d be here.

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1 year ago

My Meta accounts are in the process of being downloaded in anticipation of deletion. Girl, bye.

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1 year ago
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I used to be cool

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1 year ago

Snacks before, during, and after.

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1 year ago

Anyone want to meet up and just fucking scream?

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1 year ago
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My tarantula died and I’m heartbroken. We had 4 1/2 spooky years together and I miss her so much.

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1 year ago
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She was spicy

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1 year ago
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Getting a little after work ink therapy from @voidshape.bsky.social

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1 year ago
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a black cat is standing next to a white cabinet . ALT: a black cat is standing next to a white cabinet .

I’m here too pallllll

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1 year ago

They will start with the eyes

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1 year ago
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WHY?

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1 year ago

I don’t really know what to do here either 😂

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1 year ago
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Best icicles on the block

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